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Taylor Lautner Does ‘Funny or Die,’ Almost Converts Me to Team Jacob

Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout with Taylor Lautner from Taylor Lautner Let's be realistic here, though - that whole "Team" thing has been over for a minute now, hasn't it? I mean, just because I'm tardy to the Twilight party doesn't mean that I should subject you guys to humorless, outdated quips that would have been mildly entertaining in 2009, right? OK then. Moving on. Our boy Taylor shacked up with the folks at Funny or Die and his is probably one of the more entertaining ones that I've seen since Lind...

Conan O’Brien to Dartmouth: “Deal With It”

Conan O'Brien at the Super 8 premiere Congratulations, Class of 2011! Woohoo! Grab those Bachelor's degrees! Snag those internships! Yeah! On Sunday, Conan O'Brien delivered the commencement address to the outgoing graduates of prestigious Dartmouth College. He introduced himself thusly: Before I begin, I must point out that behind me sits a highly-admired president of the United States and decorated war hero [George H. W. Bush], while I, a cable television talk show host, has [sic] been chosen to stand here and impart wisdo...

Katy Perry Has a New Video, and There’s a Rebecca Black Appearance

Katy Perry's Last Friday Night Music Video from Katy Perry Could the stars have aligned any worser (yeah, I know that's not a real word) than they had when someone decided that combining two of my least-favorite things in pop culture would be a super idea? The only thing that would be missing to complete an utter TRIFECTA of TERROR? Some hot blonde riding Adrien Brody. Then? My life would probably just implode. The only redeeming quality of this video? HANSON. Seriously, HANSON. And the video would have ...

Rebecca Black: Friday or Die

I think I officially love Rebecca Black.  No April foolin'. Ok, but Funny or Die is definitely April foolin' with their new site design and name, Friday or Die, which you can see with a quick check on the site.  There's a video of Rebecca analyzing the lyrics of "Friday," and a video of her trying to decide which car seat to take.  She's a better actor than a singer, which obviously isn't saying much, but come on, she's pretty adorable.  I love it when celebrities seem to be in on the joke, even with th...

Tara Reid Does ‘The Big Lebowski 2’, I Weep For Her

Tara Reid hasn't had much luck with her career since her breakout role in The Big Lebowski, so it makes sense that she'd have a special place in her heart for the Coen Brother's classic, but her new FunnyOrDie video feels like less of a tribute and more of a "I can't let go of one of the only successful things I've ever done," thing. The video, which is a mock trailer for The Big Lebowski 2, features Tara playing the parts of everyone's favorite characters from the original Big Lebowski. It also features Ta...

Charlie Sheen Does Funny or Die

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen So, uh, 'funny,' or 'die'? I mean, it was funny, and he's definitely gonna die (if not this year, you know, eventually), but is the Charlie hype all it's cracked up to be? ...

Just In Case You Ever Wanted to See Jennifer Aniston Chat Up Tila Tequila

Between the charm of Tila, the beautiful, bitter sass of Jennifer and the mere presence of my one true love, Zach Galifianakis, I really couldn't ask for anything more in an interview.  I mean, in a perfect world, this clip would also feature Katy Perry stumbling around in the background, talking ad nauseam about her breasts, but I find it's always better to shoot for obtainable dreams, don't you? Oh, and just in case that wasn't enough hilarious for you (and I don't have to do this, mind you, t...

Christina Applegate’s Pregnant Poledancing Class

Christina Applegate is very pregnant, and like a good actress, she's putting her new assets to right to work. In this new FunnyOrDie vido, Christina plays a pole dancing for fitness instructor who teaches pregnant women how to work the pole in a way that's comfortable for the fetus growing inside of them. I always seem to forget how funny Christina is... this video is great....

Good One, Guys…

Idiots with Zoe Saldana & Kate Bosworth from Zoe Saldana I don't want to spoil the joke in this video, but let's just say that Kate Bosworth and Zoe Saldana prove that despite being childlike "idiots", they are totally funny. Genuinely. This isn't one of those FOD videos that's like , "Oh, it's funny because those people are famous," but actually genuinely funny. It's Friday, this video's safe for work, so check it out and then have a killer weekend....

A Tiger Woods Nike Ad Parody That Won’t Waste Your Time (At Least Completely, Anyway)

Ever since that horribly creepy Tiger Woods Nike ad came out last week, the 'nets have been flooded with spoofs, knock-offs and parodies. Needless to say, nothing will every quite top the unintentional hilarity of the original version (maybe "hilarity" is the wrong word, as it mostly elicits nervous laughter, but you know...) but this FunnyOrDie vid actually made me chuckle. I won't give away the punchline, but trust me when I say that what "Tiger" says he's learned from this whole scandal is funny ...

A Bunch of Funny People Made an Internet Video For You

Funny or Die's Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell SNL alum Fred Armisen, Will Ferrell, Dana Carvey, Darrell Hammond, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, and In Living Color alum Jim Carey got with Americans for Financial Reform to urge Congress to act on financial reform... with a hilarious Internet video. Did I laugh out loud? Not even once. But you know, that's not really why you watch these things in the first place, right? Maya Rudolph always elicits giggles, though....

Dark Moon: Untold Stories of African-American Vampires

Check out this New Moon parody put out by Funny or Die called Dark Moon. Props to Eve for the lip biting and Brandon T. Jackson for his breathy Robert Pattinson. It doesn't matter if you're a lover or a hater of the Twilight franchise (or in my case, generally clueless), you'll find something in this you like....
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