This is a rather delicious story, I think you'll have to admit. Donald Trump is an absolute tyrant who, somehow, has managed to gain some kind of stronghold in the Republican party and will likely get their nomination in the upcoming presidential election, showing just how slim the pickins really are. He's a hateful, vile human being that treats women and people of colour like shit, among other things, and more and more (normal) people are starting to notice. To that end, Trump has officially been...
God, it truly is a wonderful time to be alive. The Supreme Court finally ruled to legalize marriage equality, True Detective is back on the air, and NBC finally fired Donald Trump for being a racist prick. Ain't life grand?! The final straw was the INSANE speech he gave last week when announcing his intention to run for president (LOLOL), wherein he claimed that all Mexicans are drug-addicted rapists that are contributing to the downfall of this here great country of ours. It truly came off as th...
Donald Trump apparently has it in for Russell Brand — who knew? He's impossible to predict. He loves Miley Cyrus but hates Beyoncé. And now, he's turning his hate towards Russell Brand, and is doing it on Twitter (of course). Trump loves his Twitter. The looney mogul tweeted:
I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2014
Which is pretty amazing, considering Russell Brand wasn't even on Jimmy Fallon's show. He was on Letter...
This little Miley Cyrus story is a double shot of ridiculousness (just so save us from writing two separate stories). First, we have Miley's photoshoot for her upcoming album, Bangerz, which is sure to be full of trashy, pseudo-"urban" tryhard bullshit. Then, we have the fact that Donald Trump - yes, Donald Trump - has come out and posted a message on Vine, of all fucking places, telling her to "ignore the haters" and claiming that anyone who criticises her is just "jealous". Yeah, nope. Also, ew.
Let's start wi...
I guess we're all acting surprised that Donald Trump has said something (else) unabashedly racist by claiming that most of the crime in America is committed by "blacks and hispanics" and encouraging his followers to stop being so politically correct... and instead to start targeting minorities for being oppressed by assholes like himself, I guess???
According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks-if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white.&mdas...
I'm not really sure that an endorsement from Donald Trump on your date-ability is really the best thing you could have if you're trying to find a nice guy to shack up with on Match.com, but that's exactly what Martha Stewart got this week. You see, Donald and Martha are old friends and he thinks any guy would be lucky to have her. I'd say! Have you tried her basic pancake recipe? Her buttermilk chocolate cupcakes? Have you felt the softness of her towels? I rest my case.
In any case, instead of sending her a text or an email, Donald decided to take to Access Hollywood ...
And because I'm sure Donald Trump is the most monogamous man alive, and probably the most ethical and moral, to boot, we should totally, totally be taking him very seriously, guys.
This is what the Don had to say on Twitter earlier today:
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!”
So now? Officially? I'm really, really glad that Robert Pattinson decided to go ahead and forgive Kr...
OK, I get that the death of Osama Bin Laden is a really big, big deal to a lot of people and nations and everything else, and I'm TOTALLY not discounting that. But guys? Osama Bin Laden is NOW DEAD, and he, himself - personally - can't do any more damage to anyone forever and ever, amen. Donald Trump, however, is alive. And he just informally announced that he's definitely going to run for President in 2012. Trump says:
“In my mind, I have already decided. I am going to announce. But I ca...
"Donald has beautiful legs... Very long and beautifully shaped legs."
- Donald's wife, Melania, on her husband's gorgeous gams.
Man, I tell ya, I was on the fence about that whole "Donald Trump for President" business, but if he has legs for days AND an endorsement from Gary Busey? Forget it, I can fill out my ballot right this second. Who's with me?!...
Did you watch it? If you did, then you know that Donald Trump definitely wasn't the belle of the ball - that honor belongs to The Situation. His jokes for Donald and the rest of the roasters were not only hilarious, they were also followed by a touching and graceful message of respect and admiration for all involved. Oh, wait, that wasn't The Situation? His segment was riddled with boos and he he had to be rescued by Jeffrey Ross? That doesn't seem right to me.
Maybe The Situation ...
This is a rather delicious story, I think you'll have to admit. Donald Trump is an absolute tyrant who, somehow, has managed to gain some kind of stronghold in the Republican party and will likely get their nomination in the upcoming presidential election, showing just how slim the pickins really are. He's a hateful, vile human being that treats women and people of colour like shit, among other things, and more and more (normal) people are starting to notice. To that end, Trump has officially been...
God, it truly is a wonderful time to be alive. The Supreme Court finally ruled to legalize marriage equality, True Detective is back on the air, and NBC finally fired Donald Trump for being a racist prick. Ain't life grand?! The final straw was the INSANE speech he gave last week when announcing his intention to run for president (LOLOL), wherein he claimed that all Mexicans are drug-addicted rapists that are contributing to the downfall of this here great country of ours. It truly came off as th...
Donald Trump apparently has it in for Russell Brand — who knew? He's impossible to predict. He loves Miley Cyrus but hates Beyoncé. And now, he's turning his hate towards Russell Brand, and is doing it on Twitter (of course). Trump loves his Twitter. The looney mogul tweeted:
I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2014
Which is pretty amazing, considering Russell Brand wasn't even on Jimmy Fallon's show. He was on Letter...
This little Miley Cyrus story is a double shot of ridiculousness (just so save us from writing two separate stories). First, we have Miley's photoshoot for her upcoming album, Bangerz, which is sure to be full of trashy, pseudo-"urban" tryhard bullshit. Then, we have the fact that Donald Trump - yes, Donald Trump - has come out and posted a message on Vine, of all fucking places, telling her to "ignore the haters" and claiming that anyone who criticises her is just "jealous". Yeah, nope. Also, ew.
Let's start wi...
I guess we're all acting surprised that Donald Trump has said something (else) unabashedly racist by claiming that most of the crime in America is committed by "blacks and hispanics" and encouraging his followers to stop being so politically correct... and instead to start targeting minorities for being oppressed by assholes like himself, I guess???
According to Bill O'Reilly, 80% of all the shootings in New York City are blacks-if you add Hispanics, that figure goes to 98%. 1% white.&mdas...
I'm not really sure that an endorsement from Donald Trump on your date-ability is really the best thing you could have if you're trying to find a nice guy to shack up with on Match.com, but that's exactly what Martha Stewart got this week. You see, Donald and Martha are old friends and he thinks any guy would be lucky to have her. I'd say! Have you tried her basic pancake recipe? Her buttermilk chocolate cupcakes? Have you felt the softness of her towels? I rest my case.
In any case, instead of sending her a text or an email, Donald decided to take to Access Hollywood ...
It's no secret that Donald Trump is a Grade A asshole for a variety of reasons - he's homophobic, racist, pro-guns... blah blah blah. But the entrepreneur took it to a whole new level of nasty when he criticised the queen this week. That's right: Donald Trump thinks Beyoncé was way too sexy at the Super Bowl.
From The Howard Stern Show (via BET.com):
Calling into the Howard Stern Show to discuss a variety of topics, Trump got into dialogue about lip-syncing and was led into the issue o...
And because I'm sure Donald Trump is the most monogamous man alive, and probably the most ethical and moral, to boot, we should totally, totally be taking him very seriously, guys.
This is what the Don had to say on Twitter earlier today:
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!”
So now? Officially? I'm really, really glad that Robert Pattinson decided to go ahead and forgive Kr...
OK, I get that the death of Osama Bin Laden is a really big, big deal to a lot of people and nations and everything else, and I'm TOTALLY not discounting that. But guys? Osama Bin Laden is NOW DEAD, and he, himself - personally - can't do any more damage to anyone forever and ever, amen. Donald Trump, however, is alive. And he just informally announced that he's definitely going to run for President in 2012. Trump says:
“In my mind, I have already decided. I am going to announce. But I ca...
"Donald has beautiful legs... Very long and beautifully shaped legs."
- Donald's wife, Melania, on her husband's gorgeous gams.
Man, I tell ya, I was on the fence about that whole "Donald Trump for President" business, but if he has legs for days AND an endorsement from Gary Busey? Forget it, I can fill out my ballot right this second. Who's with me?!...
Did you watch it? If you did, then you know that Donald Trump definitely wasn't the belle of the ball - that honor belongs to The Situation. His jokes for Donald and the rest of the roasters were not only hilarious, they were also followed by a touching and graceful message of respect and admiration for all involved. Oh, wait, that wasn't The Situation? His segment was riddled with boos and he he had to be rescued by Jeffrey Ross? That doesn't seem right to me.
Maybe The Situation ...
All this in what, a week?
So compelling, it's almost hard to keep up with all of the changes in the superstar's life.
After firing Spencer Pratt as her "manager", Heidi Montag hired psychic Aiden Chase to be her manager, spiritual guide and on-location psychic. Guess Heidi didn't care for Chase's predictions as to where her career was going to inevitably go, because it's recently found that Montag's now fired Chase -- a week into his new, swank job.
Montag states:
"I have decided t...