Oh my goodness, isn't this exciting?! I've just started planning my own wedding! All I have so far is my ideal venue, my bridesmaids, colors (probably) and a date (tentatively). Basically, I'm turning out to be the worst at wedding planning, which actually isn't all that surprising, seeing as how I'm the worst at regular planning.
But guys, now that I know that Lindsay Lohan, THE Lindsay Lohan, is now available to make appearances at weddings? Nothing else matters.
From Page Six:
Fac...
Instead of loving this or leaving this, my personal thoughts on this cover are more towards "eh." She's definitely looked better, but she's also looked worse. I'm really not into whatever is happening in the hip region of that dress though. When a dress is built to make you look like you have an entire Kim Kardashian ass on either hip, I think it's time to do some reconstructing.
But hey, do you want to take a quick stroll down memory lane? Because here's a quote that Lady Gaga gave Opr...
Every Snooki I ever see is always my favorite Snooki. The very first time I ever saw Snooki, rocking that classic poof and suckin' on pickles in the first season of Jersey Shore, I was like "wow. This is the best this girl will ever be." But then when she started wearing her intellectual glasses and tried to start giving intelligent interviews, I thought "no, this is the best." But now I know that no other Snooki can ever top mother Snooki. It's simply not possible.
Here are some hig...
Isn't she just gorgeous, folks? And this face is still having sex with Garrett Hedlund. I mean, other parts of her probably are, too, but her face definitely is. Because Garrett Hedlund would be insane not to want to have sex with a face that looks like that---especially without any makeup, too. Simply divine.
Other than appearing out in public without any camouflage on, Kirsten has been busy busy busy promoting her new movie, 'Bachelorette'. Which sounds like it's going to be horrible, and also...
... But I didn't watch them. I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't watch any of the awards shows. Mostly because I don't have cable, but also I don't really care. Is that horrible? I'd much rather just read about everything and look at all the photos afterwards than spend hours watching everyone moving in their outfits and winning awards. The only exception is the Oscars, but only when I can bitchily critique the fashion with my BFF.
But anyway, yeah, those MTV Movie Awards. I didn't...
Ali Larter's ass in skintight jeans. [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan might actually go to jail maybe. [The Superficial]
Where Ryan Gosling's been. [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders' disastrous divorce dilemma. [Bossip]
The MTV Movie Awards nominees. [Starpulse]
Rumor: Angelina Jolie actually hates her engagement ring, refuses to wear it. [Cele|bitchy]
George Clooney makes the President a very happy man. [Huff Po]
Fierce women under 5'1". [The Frisky]
J. Lo wants to remarry....
Can I just say one thing real quick? The world does not deserve to suffer through more of Katy Perry's acting. It's unfair and it's cruel. Honestly, I feel abused from seeing her Proactiv commercial every once in a while, and I don't think I should have to be submitted to actual films.
But don't mind me, because Katy wants to be a star!
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Quirky singing sensation Katy Perry is planning to hit a new high note in her career…as a movie star.
The songbird k...
Ok, guys, this is not good news. You know how everyone always says that Saturday Night Live pretty much sucks these days? Well, it's about to get a lot worse. Do you recognize that lady up there in that picture? Sure you do, that's Kristen Wiig! She's extraordinarily funny, and I can't tell you how many times I've heard that she carries the whole show. If we had to pick a current star of the show, I'm sure there would be little debate that it's this lady.
Yeah, she's gone:
Two sources...
I don't know about you guys, but I could personally use a good old fashioned heart warming moment. Something that can bring tears to my eyes by offering proof that not everyone in this world is a stone cold bitch. Something that can provide a little bit of light to carry me through my darkest hour. Do you get what I'm saying?
I spent a hot minute trying to find such an uplifting piece of gossip when I came across this lovely little blind item:
I thought I would tell you about one of the good...
I know, I know, I'm extremely tardy to the Jon Hamm party. I realize that, and if you don't think that upsets me, then you're dead wrong. I still haven't watched a single episode of Mad Men, but I will soon (maybe), and I did see him in Bridesmaids, of course, where his performance shouldn't be overlooked. I've also seen him work some magic in a handful of interviews, and that's where my call for love comes from today. Can you dig it?
From Playboy:
On outdoor sex: In the era of TMZ, I don’t think outdoor sex is a particularly good idea. It’s one of t...
Do you know who this is? Like, without cheating? Her hair's not so curly these days, and she's come a long way from being a child star. She sings, and she's pretty good at it, too.
Check out the celebrity after the jump, and find out more about her shotgun wedding to a long-term friend.
Read More...
When the Oscar nominations were first released, I wanted nothing more than for Melissa McCarthy to win the award for Best Supporting Actress in Bridesmaids. And truly, I wanted it so, so much. But then something happened. Octavia Spencer, a nominee in the same category whose movie, The Help, I still haven't seen, managed to work her way into my heart with her wise words and beautiful attitude. I found myself starting to root for Octavia instead, and I felt so torn about that.
But then Octav...
Oh my goodness, isn't this exciting?! I've just started planning my own wedding! All I have so far is my ideal venue, my bridesmaids, colors (probably) and a date (tentatively). Basically, I'm turning out to be the worst at wedding planning, which actually isn't all that surprising, seeing as how I'm the worst at regular planning.
But guys, now that I know that Lindsay Lohan, THE Lindsay Lohan, is now available to make appearances at weddings? Nothing else matters.
From Page Six:
Fac...
Instead of loving this or leaving this, my personal thoughts on this cover are more towards "eh." She's definitely looked better, but she's also looked worse. I'm really not into whatever is happening in the hip region of that dress though. When a dress is built to make you look like you have an entire Kim Kardashian ass on either hip, I think it's time to do some reconstructing.
But hey, do you want to take a quick stroll down memory lane? Because here's a quote that Lady Gaga gave Opr...
Every Snooki I ever see is always my favorite Snooki. The very first time I ever saw Snooki, rocking that classic poof and suckin' on pickles in the first season of Jersey Shore, I was like "wow. This is the best this girl will ever be." But then when she started wearing her intellectual glasses and tried to start giving intelligent interviews, I thought "no, this is the best." But now I know that no other Snooki can ever top mother Snooki. It's simply not possible.
Here are some hig...
Isn't she just gorgeous, folks? And this face is still having sex with Garrett Hedlund. I mean, other parts of her probably are, too, but her face definitely is. Because Garrett Hedlund would be insane not to want to have sex with a face that looks like that---especially without any makeup, too. Simply divine.
Other than appearing out in public without any camouflage on, Kirsten has been busy busy busy promoting her new movie, 'Bachelorette'. Which sounds like it's going to be horrible, and also...
... But I didn't watch them. I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't watch any of the awards shows. Mostly because I don't have cable, but also I don't really care. Is that horrible? I'd much rather just read about everything and look at all the photos afterwards than spend hours watching everyone moving in their outfits and winning awards. The only exception is the Oscars, but only when I can bitchily critique the fashion with my BFF.
But anyway, yeah, those MTV Movie Awards. I didn't...
Ali Larter's ass in skintight jeans. [The Superficial]
Lindsay Lohan might actually go to jail maybe. [The Superficial]
Where Ryan Gosling's been. [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders' disastrous divorce dilemma. [Bossip]
The MTV Movie Awards nominees. [Starpulse]
Rumor: Angelina Jolie actually hates her engagement ring, refuses to wear it. [Cele|bitchy]
George Clooney makes the President a very happy man. [Huff Po]
Fierce women under 5'1". [The Frisky]
J. Lo wants to remarry....
Can I just say one thing real quick? The world does not deserve to suffer through more of Katy Perry's acting. It's unfair and it's cruel. Honestly, I feel abused from seeing her Proactiv commercial every once in a while, and I don't think I should have to be submitted to actual films.
But don't mind me, because Katy wants to be a star!
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Quirky singing sensation Katy Perry is planning to hit a new high note in her career…as a movie star.
The songbird k...
Ok, guys, this is not good news. You know how everyone always says that Saturday Night Live pretty much sucks these days? Well, it's about to get a lot worse. Do you recognize that lady up there in that picture? Sure you do, that's Kristen Wiig! She's extraordinarily funny, and I can't tell you how many times I've heard that she carries the whole show. If we had to pick a current star of the show, I'm sure there would be little debate that it's this lady.
Yeah, she's gone:
Two sources...
I don't know about you guys, but I could personally use a good old fashioned heart warming moment. Something that can bring tears to my eyes by offering proof that not everyone in this world is a stone cold bitch. Something that can provide a little bit of light to carry me through my darkest hour. Do you get what I'm saying?
I spent a hot minute trying to find such an uplifting piece of gossip when I came across this lovely little blind item:
I thought I would tell you about one of the good...
I know, I know, I'm extremely tardy to the Jon Hamm party. I realize that, and if you don't think that upsets me, then you're dead wrong. I still haven't watched a single episode of Mad Men, but I will soon (maybe), and I did see him in Bridesmaids, of course, where his performance shouldn't be overlooked. I've also seen him work some magic in a handful of interviews, and that's where my call for love comes from today. Can you dig it?
From Playboy:
On outdoor sex: In the era of TMZ, I don’t think outdoor sex is a particularly good idea. It’s one of t...
Do you know who this is? Like, without cheating? Her hair's not so curly these days, and she's come a long way from being a child star. She sings, and she's pretty good at it, too.
Check out the celebrity after the jump, and find out more about her shotgun wedding to a long-term friend.
Read More...
When the Oscar nominations were first released, I wanted nothing more than for Melissa McCarthy to win the award for Best Supporting Actress in Bridesmaids. And truly, I wanted it so, so much. But then something happened. Octavia Spencer, a nominee in the same category whose movie, The Help, I still haven't seen, managed to work her way into my heart with her wise words and beautiful attitude. I found myself starting to root for Octavia instead, and I felt so torn about that.
But then Octav...