Yesterday, Sarah showed you that lovely movie poster for Lindsay's critically acclaimed* Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick. It was truly something, and now we have ... something else. Please watch it now.
Ok, now please watch it again.
RIGHT? This is the first time that we're seeing Lindsay as Liz in live action, and it was totally worth the wait. Everything about this is so right in all the wrong ways (wrong in all the right ways?). There's Lindsay looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor, and Lindsay's bad acting. I'm no expert, but like, I have a bachelor's degree in acting and I've spent countless hours watching Lifetime movies and eating ice cream, so I'm sort of an expert. And this is bad, friends. This is really bad. She only said about three lines, but it's fairly obvious that this movie is going to be the burning hot lava mess we all knew it would be.
Two months, friends. We just have to wait two more months, and then we'll be given the gift of a lifetime (ha!). Who's pumped?
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Yesterday, Sarah showed you that lovely movie poster for Lindsay's critically acclaimed* Lifetime movie, Liz & Dick. It was truly something, and now we have ... something else. Please watch it now.
Ok, now please watch it again.
RIGHT? This is the first time that we're seeing Lindsay as Liz in live action, and it was totally worth the wait. Everything about this is so right in all the wrong ways (wrong in all the right ways?). There's Lindsay looking nothing like Elizabeth Taylor, and Lindsay's bad acting. I'm no expert, but like, I have a bachelor's d...
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How delusional is Lindsay Lohan? And is it just me, or has she been getting more and more delusional as time goes by? There was that tweet about how she totally didn't have anything to do with that Vanity Fair article about Tom Cruise, like any of us would think that she ever had a serious connection to Tom Cruise OR that Vanity Fair would even want to speak with her. There was that other tweet where she told Obama that the people listed on the Forbes list of millionaires should get tax cuts if they're not real...
Well, not the divorce itself, of course. No, I'm sure she's still having regular dance parties in her new apartment to celebrate her emancipation from crazy ol' Tom Cruise. What I mean is that she's so sorry about that wonderful element of surprise she had in her divorce filing. Because, once again, Tom Cruise is fishing for some sympathy.
From In Touch via Celebitchy:
Giving her powerful husband fair warning that she was leaving him would probably have hobbled Katie Holmes’ attempt to make a quick, clean break. But while Katie...
Well golly gee, isn't that a nice picture right there? Looks, you know, exactly like Hollywood legend Liz Taylor. Honestly, guys, I don't think the executives at Lifetime could have cast a better actress in this obviously pivotal role.
Also, have you heard? Lindsay went and got 'Liz & Dick' in trouble with some Hollywood unions. How, you're wondering, I'm sure? Well it's not for looking nothing like Liz Taylor, and it's not even for driving and wrecking a Porsche when being behind the wheel was a big no-no to begin with...
From TMZ:
Paramedics rushed to Lindsay Lohan early today after she was found non-responsive at a hotel by the ocean in L.A.
Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay had been shooting almost non-stop -- without sleep -- for 2 days and was staying at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Marina del Rey to get some sleep. She has been shooting parts of her movie near the hotel.
We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.
Paramedics responded, and determined nothi...
Hey! Look! It's another set of photos from Lindsay Lohan's Liz Taylor biopic! Or rather, I should say, JOKEpic. No. Sorry, that was lame. What can I say. It's Friday morning and the only thing that I'm really processing this morning is Lindsay's bloated-ass face. It's starting to block everything out when it comes to talking about girlfriend, even my ever-present acerbic "wit."
Here are a few more photos of Lindsay on the set of 'Liz & Dick', the movie that's still apparently happening despit...
From Radar:
The Santa Monica Police didn't request a blood sample from Lindsay Lohan when she was in the emergency room after she rear ended a big rig truck last Friday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lohan rear ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the actress and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn't suffer serious injuries.
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From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was driving with an open container of alcohol when she crashed into a truck Friday on the Pacific Coast Highway ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Both law enforcement sources and the tow truck driver tell us ... cops confiscated a plastic water bottle from the trunk of the Porsche, and our law enforcement sources tell us the bottle contained alcohol. Another law enforcement source tells us the bottle was actually in the debris field and scooped up along with othe...
Guys, I'm not really sure that this whole thing could actually get any sadder. Because it probably can't. See these pictures? They're---obviously---of Lindsay Lohan, doing her filming thing of 'Liz & Dick', and Liz Taylor, God rest her soul, is probably doing backflips in her urn. I'm kidding. She's probably not doing backflips in her urn. I don't even know if she was cremated, so how could I go about making that kind of assumption? Wherever she is, whatever she's doing, she's probably smoking ...
Real talk: When I wrote that headline, I seriously typed "... See Lindsay on the Set of the Lipz Taylor Movie." Talk about a Freudian slip of flop-lip proportions. Man.
Anyway, this is Lindsay during test shoots and pre-production photos for the Liz Taylor biopic (it's called 'Liz & Dick', if the casting choice didn't already tip you off that this movie's going to be JUST GREAT) while on a smoke break. Sources say that Lindsay recently had her hair cut and dyed to match Liz's dark, sultry st...
Lindsay's Lifetime movie has everything going for it. It has a phenomenal leading lady. It's strongly supported by the industry. It even has genius design. Yes, Liz and Dick has all its ducks in a row ... except, of course, for a Dick. There is no Dick in this row. Nope, this row is just full of a bunch of Dickless ducks. These ducks don't have a Dick in sight. Dick.
But wait! Lifetime finally realized that they should probably stop promoting their movie and maybe start working on the casting of the lead roles, a...
From Radar Online:
Lindsay Lohan is extremely unhappy with the casting choices of the male actors who have auditioned for the role of Richard Burton in the Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime biopic, and filming is scheduled to begin in just a few weeks, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Choices to play the role of Richard Burton have come down to Gossip Girl star Matthew Settle, Sean Maguire, and CSI hunk Craig Robert Young, but after watching the audition tapes last weekend, "Lindsay de...