I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that's what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.
This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault. Seriously, just look through these pictures and then...
On the off chance your Joan Boners needed feeding, I thought I'd put these new photos of Mad Men's Christina Hendricks here and just slowly walk away.
I gotta say, normally I'd be like, "Hey! So what if she has big boobs and a totally perfect body with the best ass out there (sorry, Nicki)!?!? That doesn't make her any better than me!"
But part of me knows that it could not have been easy for Little Chrissy Hendricks to grow up a redhead with huge boobs. She just looks like she has one of...
If you read this here blog regularly, then you know that I have quite the tumultuous relationship with Ke$ha. We've gone through several ups and downs, and it certainly hasn't been easy, but I think that finally we've reached an understanding. See, she just did an interview with Billboard, and after she talked (joked? I can't be sure) about banging her first groupie, she shared this story:
At a recent show, she pulled a boy onto the stage-something she does midway through each performance-b...
Damn. When I think of has-been rap divas losing their mind for practically no reason, I always think of Lil Kim. Still, it was Foxy Brown who was asked to leave a Royal Caribbean cruise because she freaked out after missing her manicure appointment.
From FoxNews:
Passengers on the cruise said Foxy set up a nail appointment on the cruise ship last Monday, a day after the cruise took off, and showed up three hours late.
The staff at the salon couldn't accommodate her when she rolled around...
Ugh. It's going to be one of those days, isn't it? It's going to be one of those days where I have to be mean about someone that I normally find to be adorable and charming because she went ahead and did something really dumb this weekend and now I'm forced to look at photos of it. Fine! If that's the way this is going to go, that's fine!
Selena Gomez went to Perez Hilton's birthday party Saturday night (her first mistake) and took the "everything blue" theme so seriously that she wound up looking...
I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that's what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.
This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault. Seriously, just look through these pictures and then...
On the off chance your Joan Boners needed feeding, I thought I'd put these new photos of Mad Men's Christina Hendricks here and just slowly walk away.
I gotta say, normally I'd be like, "Hey! So what if she has big boobs and a totally perfect body with the best ass out there (sorry, Nicki)!?!? That doesn't make her any better than me!"
But part of me knows that it could not have been easy for Little Chrissy Hendricks to grow up a redhead with huge boobs. She just looks like she has one of...
If you read this here blog regularly, then you know that I have quite the tumultuous relationship with Ke$ha. We've gone through several ups and downs, and it certainly hasn't been easy, but I think that finally we've reached an understanding. See, she just did an interview with Billboard, and after she talked (joked? I can't be sure) about banging her first groupie, she shared this story:
At a recent show, she pulled a boy onto the stage-something she does midway through each performance-b...
Damn. When I think of has-been rap divas losing their mind for practically no reason, I always think of Lil Kim. Still, it was Foxy Brown who was asked to leave a Royal Caribbean cruise because she freaked out after missing her manicure appointment.
From FoxNews:
Passengers on the cruise said Foxy set up a nail appointment on the cruise ship last Monday, a day after the cruise took off, and showed up three hours late.
The staff at the salon couldn't accommodate her when she rolled around...
Ugh. It's going to be one of those days, isn't it? It's going to be one of those days where I have to be mean about someone that I normally find to be adorable and charming because she went ahead and did something really dumb this weekend and now I'm forced to look at photos of it. Fine! If that's the way this is going to go, that's fine!
Selena Gomez went to Perez Hilton's birthday party Saturday night (her first mistake) and took the "everything blue" theme so seriously that she wound up looking...