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photo of eva mendes young pictures high school pic Taylor Swift thinks wearing a vintage bikini will impress the Kennedys. [The Superficial] 6 Popular Types of Psychotherapy (and if you need any of them). [The Frisky] Mariah Carey is already diva-ing out on American Idol. [TMZ] Heidi Klum's unbelievably bikini body. [Starpulse] James Franco is bragging about his career. [Socialite Life] ... And this is the newest judge on the aforementioned American Idol. [Yeeeah] Blake Lively won't do nudes because duh, you've already seen it....

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photo of lily collins pictures photos pics Kris Jenner is making her younger daughter pose in bikinis for Twitter. [The Superficial] James Franco as Casper Smart. Classic. [Lainey Gossip] Regina Hall is on something. [Bossip] Marion Cotillard is the new face of Dior. [Starpulse] Bobby Brown was wasted behind the wheel. [TMZ] Kris Humphries wants more money from Kim Kardashian. [The Blemish] Hot men in nerd glasses. [theBERRY] Why today's pop divas have no soul. [Huff Po] Even more candid photos of Lady Gaga. [Hollywoo...

Love It or Leave It: Matthew Broderick’s Creepy Mustache

A photo of Matthew Broderick Normally when we do the Love It or Leave It posts, we're talking about some questionable fashion. Also, normally I find Matthew Broderick to be pretty damn adorable. But you guys, listen: today is not normal. I can't stress that enough. We're not loving or leaving the clothes on anyone's body, and Matthew Broderick is most definitely not adorable. Look at that thing on his face! Why? Why does that need to be there? That looks like the mustache of all the poor late bloomers you went to high school with, ...

Love It or Leave It: Why, Rihanna, Why?

A photo of Rihanna Rihanna has never been that great at dressing herself. It took me about three seconds to think of five seriously horrendous ensembles that this girl has worn, does that say anything? But this right here? This double denim shit and the fanny pack? It's a slap in the face, it truly is. I mean, she's wearing a fanny pack with gold dollar signs. She's actually wearing that. Why? What does it all mean? Am I missing something? Is Rihanna on the cutting edge of fashion? Does she know something that I don't know? Is s...

Is The World Ready for Gwyneth Paltrow to Sing And Dance Again?

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow Not to be harsh, but after that catastrophe that was Country Strong, I don't think Gwyneth Paltrow needs to ever sing and dance again: not in the shower, not in her bedroom, not in a bar, not ever. And certainly not in a film that millions and millions of people will see. Just in case you've forgotten what Gwyneth Paltrow, The Singer is like, let me refresh your memory: Do you see what I mean when I say that she needs to give this up forever? Yes? Then you should be able to feel my pain when I tell you th...

Daniel Radcliffe Is Hosting Saturday Night Live!

A photo of Daniel Radcliffe It's true: on January 14th, we'll be given the greatest gift of all. Daniel Radcliffe will host Saturday Night Live, and the world will be a better place for it. Honestly, can you even imagine how adorable and magical this episode will be? Because I can't. All I can think of is funny but legitimate Harry Potter skits and watching Daniel do his monologue in one of his little precious suits. Maybe a Lonely Island song about Quidditch. I DON'T KNOW, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. What would you like to see Daniel do on SNL?...

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photo of hot zoe saldana pictures photos pics Kim Kardashian's ass was present and in attendance at the VMAs. [The Superficial] Is there a category for best weave of the night? [Lainey Gossip] The floods are messages from God to stop overspending. [Bossip] Zoe Saldana says you're racist if you hate America. [Cele|bitchy] Lady Gaga makes one ugly man. [Starpulse] The best art on the web. [theBERRY] The Hunger Games teaser trailer. [The Frisky] More Kim Kardashian wedding photos that don't feature Kris Humphries. [Amy Grindhouse] A public, hungover Pippa Middleton. [INFDaily] Ew, Katy Perry. Ew. [ICYDK] When Playmates talk football. [Bus...

Amber Tamblyn Is Totally Engaged to David Cross

A photo of David Cross with Amber Tamblyn David Cross is 47 to Amber Tamblyn's 28. And I'm of two minds, here: for one, I'm newly 29, which is old-young, and I've had a crush on David Cross ever since Men in Black. (Tamblyn, in the meantime, starred in The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants.) So their age difference---of nearly 20 years---does not surprise or titillate me, sorry. Another thing: when David Cross did a set at my university, afterward, I was like, wow, that dude really likes people my age! And no offense, but, uh, yeah, he ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot brooke hogan pictures photos Brooke Hogan naked in a cage. [The Superficial] Bridget Jones 3 is a go - Colin Firth confirms new details. [Cele|bitchy] Bar Refaeli's boobs in mud. [Starpulse] So guess who's NOT getting divorced? [TMZ] 10 teams with the best odds to make it to the Superbowl. [Bossip] Top 10 most eco-friendly celebrities. [Socialite Life] Bert and Ernie are NOT GAY. [The Blemish] Inappropriate photo time with the young Jenner girls. [theBERRY] Catherine Zeta-Jones looking smoking hot on new movie set. [Caught on Set] More Kelly Rowland nipslips. [Popbytes] Jani Lane of Warrant dies....

Doug Hutchison Is “Not Creepy,” According to His Mother-in-Law

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Of course Doug isn't creepy! Sometimes 51-year-old men just meet 16-year-old girls on the internet and then marry them in Vegas. That happens, ok? Don't be naive. Wake up to the real world. Another reason why Doug isn't creepy for marrying Courtney Stodden, according to her mother? Girl looks at least 40. She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet, as they say. And I guess Doug doesn't look quite 50? I don't know, it's really hard to follow the thought process of any of these people. Here's what Courtney's mom had to say about the lovely ...

Cute or Creepy? Unlikely ‘Community’ Romances, As Depicted by an Illustrator of Kids’ Books

Community is a sitcom on NBC! It's about a community college!It sure seems like Community's Jeff Winger (Joel McHale) has entertained brief romances with just about everybody on the show, including Britta (Gillian Jacobs), Annie (Alison Brie), and nearly every attractive guest-starring lady. Troy (Donald Glover) had a thing with Annie, too, just for a hot Season One second---but we all know Troy only has eyes for his main broseph Abed (Danny Pudi). And then there's Shirley (Yvette Nicole Brown), who has had dalliances with her former Spanish teacher, Señor Chang (Ken Je...