Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood

photo of sean penn in pictures photos young Joey Lawrence: a bigger cunt than you ever thought before. [The Superficial] Sean Penn gussies up for Scarlett Johansson. [Lainey Gossip] What did Khloe Kardashian say to make everyone feel sorry for her? [Bossip] Richie Sambora is headed for rehab again. [ICYDK] Ryan Reynolds thinks he's bigger and better than Star Wars. See? DELUSIONAL. [Pajiba] Speaking of cunts, Gwyneth Paltrow called her grandmother one. Sweet woman, huh? [Huffington Post] Levi Johnston thinks he should be on Oprah's show before it shits the bed. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] PHOTOS: Rihanna gets a full-body scan! [Celebuzz] Am I t...

Morning Wood [The AM Links]

picture of gay joe jonas photos The Situation's career is totally over, thank God. [The Superficial] I really hate it when celebrities blatantly pretend to be something that they're not, don't you? [Celebuzz] Joe Jonas is definitely the gay one. [ICYDK] Who'd cheat on Christina Hendricks FFS? [Pajiba] What teen cult movie is coming back, just in time for one of its stars to go to rehab? [Huffington Post] Is Paris Hilton still hiding that baby bump? Survey says 'yes.' [Celebrity Dirty Laundry] Katharine McPhee'...

Despite Many Surgeries and Injections, Joan Rivers is Still Able to Open Her Mouth — Unfortunately.

After the not-so-famous-anymore and more-infamous-than-anything Joan Rivers opened her trap about wanting Mel Gibson to "fucking die," I totally thought she'd lay low for awhile. Not that many people really disagreed with her, but damn ... them's fighting words. Rivers recently spoke on a topic that she knows oodles about: plastic surgery. And who better to critique shitty plastic surgery than the Queen of All Things Shitty Plastic? Rivers spoke to US Magazine and commended Heidi Montag -- of all people -- on her various plastic surgeries, stating that the reality star should have "started sooner" -- like at age thirteen. Rivers also claimed t...

Celebs Come Out for the Costume Institute

jessica_costume.jpg I have no idea what this event was, but it may as well have been the Oscars for how many stars showed up. WireImage calls it "Poiret: King of Fashion" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. Everyone was there, including Jessica Simpson and the breasts she seems to have just recently discovered. Celebs pictured here include Jennifers Garner, Connolly, Lopez and Hudson, Ellen Pompeo, Donald and Melania Trump, Christina Ricci, Chloe Sevigny, Cameron Diaz, Gisele Bundchen, Anna ...

It’s Gonna Take More Than Fat Rosie to Save The Apprentice

Last night, for the first time in my life, I forgot that a new season of The Apprentice was starting. In fact, I'd never really made a mental note of it to begin with. It even seemed to have slipped my TiVo's mind. Apparently the rest of the country had the same brain fart, as Trumpie's lastest brainchild debuted to its lowest ratings ever. It placed third in its time slot, losing out to Desperate Housewives and Without a Trace. Fox aired Family Guy reruns against it (boooo...come on, Fox!!!), b...

Sorry Everything’s Links Today. I Have a Day Job, You Know.

Two celeb apologies in one day! Isaiah Washington's very sorry his homophobic, violent nature continues to leak to the press, while Paris Hilton sincerely regrets getting caught driving drunk. [Hollyscoop and PopSugar]
Two celeb apologies in one day! Isaiah Washington's very sorry his homophobic, violent nature continues to leak to the press, while Paris Hilton sincerely regrets getting caught driving drunk. [Hollyscoop and PopSugar]Every. Single. Episode. Of The Office. Online. Right now. [TVLinks]An (undergraduate) degree from Wharton and a boob job? Ivanka Trump is totally her father's fantasy woman. [MollyGood]ANTM winner Eva Pigford prepares to host My Model Looks Better than Your Model, a new fashion-centric s...