Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Somebody is Gonna Be Spending Some Extra Time at Church…

justin-gaston Sweet Minty Jesus. How awesome is that picture juxtaposed with Miley's inspirational quote? Miley's reputed main squeeze, Justin Gaston, recently did a racy shoot with VMan Magazine. Good thing Justin and Miley are both *ahem* chaste and uh...regular church goers. Otherwise, I could see how Billy Ray might consider revoking his apparent sanctioning of this relationship. Any guy willing to get greased up, semi nude, and crotch- grabby probably shouldn't be hanging out with someones ho...

Miley Cyrus’s Boyfriend Is Such an Articulate Individual

On the latest episode of The Miley & Mandy Show, Miley's boyfriend, Justin Gaston, makes an appearance, if only to prove that he is, in fact, the attractive face with absolutely zero underlying personality that we'd all assumed him to be anyway. Stay tuned until around 5:00, where Justin actually performs with his guitar. He's not terrible, but it would be a lot better without Miley bouncing around in the background making damn sure all the attention is on her. /> On the latest episode of The Miley & Mandy Show, Miley's boyfriend, Justin Gaston, makes an appearance, if only to prove that he is, in fact, the attractive face with absolutely zero underlying personality that we'd all assumed him to be anyway. Stay tuned until around 5:00, where Justin actually performs with his guitar. He's not terrible, but it would be a lot better without Miley bouncing around in the background making damn sure all the attention is on her. ...

Paris Hilton Was Not Robbed

Paris Hilton I got an IM from a concerned citizen about how media everywhere is talking about how Paris Hilton was robbed today when a thief stole $2M in jewelry from her Beverly Hills home. "I believe she was burgled," he said. Apparently robbery is when there is an in-person threat of violence, but, since Paris was not home at the time, it is a burglary. Paris Hilton was burgled, not robbed. (And just you know, I was informed that "larceny" is when you steal without breaking in. As in "Justin Gaston larcened Miley Cyrus's vi...

Miley Cyrus Has a Boyfriend

Okay, I know I'm supposed to be annoyed by this, but I actually found myself smiling at this clip of Miley Cyrus playing coy on Ellen about her non-boyfriend, Justin Gaston. It's kind of heart-warming to see such young, innocent, early love. They're totally banging. But in a really Christian way, I'm sure. /> Okay, I know I'm supposed to be annoyed by this, but I actually found myself smiling at this clip of Miley Cyrus playing coy on Ellen about her non-boyfriend, Justin Gaston. It's kind of heart-warming to see such young, innocent, early love. They're totally banging. But in a really Christian way, I'm sure. ...

Such a Gentleman!

Justin Gaston made his first awards appearance with Miley Cyrus, escorting her to the BMI Country Awards in Nashville on Tuesday night. Aw, they do make a cute couple. Despite all the bitching, I don't think that a 15-year-old dating a 20-year-old is that big a deal, especially when the 15-year-old is Miley Cyrus. It's not like she's led a particularly sheltered life. I mean, it's one thing if you pluck out the average small-town high-school freshman and throw her into a relationship with ...

Score One for Miley Cyrus

Her hottie model boyfriend, Justin Gaston, dressed up as her ex-boyfriend, boy-bander Nick Jonas, for Halloween. Ah, to be sixteen again, when this sort of bullshit is not only acceptable but demanded. Next year, the man in my life, Leo, is going to dress up as my ex-boyfriend, too. He's already a dog, so all I'll have to do is stick a joint in his mouth and we'll be set. I gotta admit, though, Miley's new man is way hotter than Nick. Then again, I have a tragic thing for male models...