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Topless protester grabs Donald Trump wax statue by the crotch

19285220 A topless feminist protester in Spain attacked a life-size wax statue of President-elect Donald Trump presented at Madrid’s Wax Museum on Tuesday while screaming “grab patriarchy by the balls.” The woman, who had the same message written on her bare back, reportedly pushed past security to access the figure on display, according to a Reuters reporter at the scene. The activist from the feminist group FEMEN grabbed the crotch of the wax figure, likely in reference to Trump’s ho...

Meryl Street Eviscerates Donald Trump in Golden Globes Speech; Trump Responds Like A Baby

meryl streep donald trump How Donald Trump has been entrusted to run the United States is literally beyond me — he's a hateful, racist, misogynistic, lying, dishonest (and a million other negative adjectives) man who has no business being on TV on The Celebrity Apprentice, let alone holding the highest office in the land. But apparently we're living in some weird parallel universe where this shit happens, and while I don't think he'll make it nearly the full four years in the White House, we have to deal with this awf...

Azealia Banks Is “Proud” Of Donald Trump

azealia banks Never one to practice common decency or common sense, Azealia Banks has forsaken her once promising career to lose her damn mind publicly, only to later rescind/apologize and then dig herself even deeper. She's recently been in the news for accusing Russell Crowe of physically and verbally attacking her at a dinner party she was only invited to by a friend who says the attack never happened. However, she's also been quite vocal about her support of Donald Trump for president, and now that the...

Donald Trump Brags About Groping Women

In this video from 2005, where the microphone is left on, while doing an interview with muppet and drunk Billy Bush. Donald decided to take the "locker room" approach to bro-speak that we can assume is partially responsible for all the rape on campuses going on. He goes on to degrade a woman they are on their way to meet, discussing how he kissed her without her permission after taking her furniture shopping, or that despite being married, he tried to have sex with her, but didn't get it, so he was like a little bitch, to how women are drawn to money and you can do whatever you want, ending in his most quotable, and vile, statement...."Grab them in the pussy"....uninvited. I mean, he must be campaigning for Clinton, this type behavior on the person being trying to be our leader is an absurd, insane, and disgusting concept. I understand it is 2005, but those are his words, as a grown man, it's not an apology situation, it's a this is how he views woman situation. The crazy thing in all this is that it's not even shocking. It's totally expected and I'm just surprised it wasn't said at the last presidential debate. He is the Kardashian of Politics... /> In this video from 2005, where the microphone is left on, while doing an interview with muppet and drunk Billy Bush. Donald decided to take the "locker room" approach to bro-speak that we can assume is partially responsible for all the rape on campuses going on. He goes on to degrade a woman they are on their way to meet, discussing how he kissed her without her permission after taking her furniture shopping, or that despite being married, he tried to have sex with her, but didn't get it, ...

Meryl Streep as Donald Trump

2016 Public Theater Gala I didn't look too deeply into this story, or performance that included Meryl Streep, the often celebrated as America's best actor, playing Trump in some stage show. I don't even want to get political and discuss how great or horrible Donald Trump is. I just want to stare at this brilliance and appreciate it all from the bronzed skin, to the white circles around the eyes. Just a mass of gaudy...and so spot on. This is some of her best work and in fact, this is actually the best we've...

President Donald Trump Wants Lena Dunham, Whoopi Goldberg To Leave The USA

donald trump lena dunham It's through gritted teeth that I have to admit that I agree with Lena Dunham and Whoopi Goldberg on the topic of Donald Trump, presidential hopeful and literal piece of shit. They think he's awful and claim that Trump taking political office is enough to want to leave the country over, and frankly, they're kinda right. Trump himself doesn't agree, though, and when he gets into the White House, well, he invites both Lena and Whoopi (and I suppose me) to get to steppin'. Here's what Trump had to say on Fox...

From Donald Trump To Katy Perry, Celebs Tweet About Paris Attacks

pray for Paris On Friday evening, November 13, a nightmare unfolded in the streets of Paris when at least 150 people (at the time of writing this) were declared dead, killed by bombs and guns in a series of terrorist attacks. The majority of victims were held hostage and executed in the Bataclan concert hall in central Paris, where the band Eagles of Death Metal performed. (Reportedly, all band members are safe, though as of now, all of the crew is not.) PEOPLE actually has a good piece on what we know so far...

Mike Tyson Thinks Donald Trump Should Be President

mike tyson donald trump Anyone who makes a living out of getting repeatedly punched in the head for several decades can't be expected to have much common sense, so it's not really any surprise that Mike Tyson has quite a few screws loose. He's an ear-biting, pigeon loving lunatic, and generally this is harmless and pretty amusing. However, it's also a bit worrying at times, like when he publicly comes out in support of Donald Trump for president. Uh, what? In an interview with Huffington Post Live, Mike said tha...

Aerosmith Threatens To Sue Donald Trump Over “Dream On” Use

donald trump steven tyler Donald Trump has so much money, that he doesn't mind essentially flushing millions of dollars down the toilet with a presidential campaign for the 2016 elections. The staunch Republican has been garnering idiot support around the country, but not nearly enough that he'll ever get anywhere around the White House. His hate speech is rubbing up the majority of Americans with any sense the wrong way, even his fellow celebrity pal, Steven Tyler. You see, Trump's been using Aerosmith's "Dream On" during his campaign events, but uh, th...

Hillary Clinton Pokes Fun At Herself And Donald Trump On SNL

Hillary+Clinton Hillary Clinton made an appearance on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live — playing a bartender named Val. SNL cast member, Kate McKinnon, played Hillary (and nailed it, as always.) In case you've been living on Mars for the past few months, (say hi to Matt Damon for me!) I just wanted to let you know that Hillary Clinton is running for president. She stopped by SNL to poke fun at herself, and do a pretty good, albeit brief, impression of Donald Trump: Then, Darrell Hammon...

Clint Eastwood Would Destroy Donald Trump At The Polls

donald trump clint eastwood Donald Trump has had a lot of smoke blown up his ass lately since a good chunk of the Republican party seems to think he's a worthwhile human being and perhaps also a good presidential candidate. No one with a brain agrees, and it seems they'd rather have Clint Eastwood in the highest office in the land in Trump's place, and a recent poll proved that Eastwood would absolutely destroy Trump in an official election. Huh, go figure. From PR Newswire: While celebrities are often rumored to have political aspirations, it's far less frequent that they actually end up on the ball...

Donald Trump Wanted Princess Diana To Be His “Trophy Wife”

donald trump princess diana Donald Trump may be (happily?) married to wife Melania, a woman 24 years his junior, these days, but there was a time when he'd set his sights just a bit higher. In fact, he actually hoped to become an extended part of the royal family and make Princess Diana his "trophy wife", it's been revealed by British TV anchor Selina scott. From The Sunday Times (via People): "Trump clearly saw Diana as the ultimate trophy wife," Scott, 64, wrote in an Aug. 16 column in the U.K. paper The Sunday Ti...