Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Simpson is a married woman!

jessica simpson eric johnson We've talked about it, dreamt about it, speculated about it and waited with bated breath, and now it's finally happened: Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson are married! They tied the knot yesterday in California. From US Weekly: The couple said "I do" at the lavish San Ysidro Ranch. Simpson, 33, and the former NFL player, 34, were feted by their closest family and friends, including the singer's parents Joe and Tina Simpson, sister Ashlee Simpson and fiance Evan Ross, CaCee Cobb and husband Donald Faison, and Jessica Alba and bea...

Kristen Wiig was scared of Los Angeles for a long time

kristen wiig Kristen Wiig moved to Los Angeles years ago - way back when she dropped out of Arizona State University to pursue acting full time. While pretty much everyone who has ever dreamed of getting involved in showbiz knows that LA is where to be, Kristen wasn't always so keen on the idea and found it difficult to find her footing once she got there. From Glamour (via film-news.co.uk): "When I first moved, there was 'the dream', as there is for a lot of people. Then I got really scared. I moved ther...

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg might elope

jenny mccarthy donnie wahlberg No one cared about their dating relationship or their engagement, so now Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are resorting to more drastic measures to get our attention: they're claiming they might elope so as to guarantee a "small" wedding and less attention from the press.  I see what you did there, guys! Reverse psychology! From US Weekly: "I'd like a small wedding," Wahlberg told Us. "A perfect wedding for me would be Jenny, myself, and our three boys." (This will be the second marriage for both stars....

The Morning Links

cameron-diaz Cameron Diaz cleans up rather nicely, doesn't she? [Lainey Gossip] Ben Affleck's first 'Gone Girl' trailer is here [Celebitchy] Kate Middleton is an excellent cricket player [Socialite Life] Michael Phelps is out of retirement and getting back to swimming [ICYDK] Isn't it fun when rich people pretend to be hippies? [The Superficial] Minnie Driver is still wearing her bikini [Celebslam] Vanessa Golub has done a hot new photoshoot [Moe Jackson] Here are some scenes from that 'Love & Hip Hop' sex tape [...

Is Britney Spears Destined For Movie Stardom?

britney spears Britney Spears has been hemming and hawing about retiring from "music" (in quotes because what is she even releasing anyway but a bunch of autotune with some garage band behind it - no shade, cos some of it's quite catchy) for a while now and going back to living the simple life. Of course, having spent most of her years in showbiz, how can she just walk away from it all? Well, she can't, so she might switch over to acting in movies! From E! Online: Britney Spears opened her Las Vegas resid...

Is Chris O’Dowd Joining James Franco in ‘Of Mice and Men’ on Broadway?

chris o'dowd This is a bit weird, I'll admit: James Franco has already signed up to star in Of Mice and Men on Broadway, and now apparently Chris O'Dowd is going to star right along side him. What strange casting for what's already a really strange story. James will be playing George Milton, which means Chris will most likely be playing Lennie, who is mentally handicapped with way too much strength and a penchant for soft things (which makes him squeeze a mouse to death by petting it too much). From The New York Times: ...

thePMlinks

jimmy kimmel We can all agree that Jimmy Kimmel isn't all that funny, right? [The Superficial] Victoria Beckham is showing Paris how Fashion Week is done [Lainey Gossip] Aaron Paul raised $1.8 million for the Kind Foundation [ICYDK] Is Disney still making quality  movies, or what? [PopBytes] Tina Fey's 'SNL' spoof of 'Girls' was pretty spot on [Celebitchy] Selena Gomez is kinda getting really hot, guys [I'm Not Obsessed] Jessica Simpson is looking good on a late-night Wendy's run [Celebslam] The words "Rosie Huntington-Whiteley" and "...

Rebel Wilson Is Too Fat To Get Into A Club

rebel wilson cosmopolitan Rebel Wilson is having her moment in Hollywood, thanks to Bridesmaids and Pitch Perfect. She even has her own TV show coming out, Super Fun Night. Yet she still gets treated like crap by Russell Crowe and now a rude bouncer at Skybar. Okay, first of all, Skybar sucks. Valet parking is $20. Not to get all Chris Brown, who freaked out when he had to pay $10 for valet, but twenty f-cking dollars?? And it's a total letdown inside. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. Ms. Wilson suspects that it has something to do with her weight. I get her point. You could say that she's not famous enough to be recognized, except here...

Lady Gaga Makes An (Almost) Normal Bridesmaid

lady gaga bridesmaid Lady Gaga is in the news lately for what she's been wearing, but unlike her usual "I am basically wearing a palm tree" or "I am wearing a giant Pikachu costume as designed by Versace" she's been photographed in normal attire, like a regular bikini and now, a non-flashy, normal, pink bridesmaid gown. Well, almost non-flashy. The J.Lo deep v-cut is a little attention grabbing. But I've seen wedding photos of bridesmaids in more revealing attire. Ms. Gaga's longtime friend got married in Mexico over the weekend. Hope her friend didn't mind t...

Which Hit Sitcom Husband And Wife Secretly Hate Each Other?

guess who board game Crazy Days And Nights has a good blind item that should be fairly easy to figure out. Let's take a look: It is like Remington Steele or Moonlighting, but in a sitcom. These two stars of a hit network comedy can't stand each other. They always are competing for more lines and the male half of the show is really upset at the special treatment his female co-star gets because of her burgeoning career. He would love to see the couple get divorced on the show so he could have it all to himself....

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde May Get Married Next Spring

olivia wilde jason sudeikis Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis might seem like a really weird couple (and they are), but that doesn't mean they're not going to get married. They announced their engagement in January after a little over a year of dating - quite a feat for the woman whose libido Jason was tasked with bringing back to life. Anyhoo, the word on the street (or in The New York Post) is that the pair will be tying the knot next spring in New York. Olivia Wilde will marry “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis next spring in upstate New York, and she...

Kristen Wiig Is Headed to ‘Arrested Development’, Yay!

Kristen Wiig is amazingly funny. Arrested Development is sardonic, irreverent and also hilarious. Mix the two together, and genius is sure to ensure. Execs at Netflix - who is promoting the upcoming revamp of the series online - had that very idea, and Kristen has signed on to play a young Lucille Bluth. Seth Rogen will take part in the show, as well, but no one really cares about him. Via Vulture: Word’s out that Kristen Wiig and Seth Rogen filmed a little somethin’ for the upcoming season of Arrested Development, premiering on Netflix ...