Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Zahara Jolie-Pitt

A Little Brad!

Holy shit! Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is growing up fast, and she’s starting to look more and more like her daddy!!! Isn’t she just a dead ringer for a mini-Brad here? At least we all...

Father/Daughter Bonding

Brad Pitt and Zahara do ridiculously adorable things in the south of France. Seriously. Will these people adopt me? I know everybody says that, but I mean it! I love my parents, but I...

The Family That Quads Together …

Absolute cuteness abounds, as Brad Pitt takes his brood out for a quadding adventure in Miraval, where the family has been for the birth of the twinsies. Brad drove the four-wheeler with...

Quotables

“I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the...

Sibling Bonding

This is pretty fucking adorable. Zahara Jolie-Pitt feeds her brother Pax some manner of food on what appears to be a faux camping trip of some sort. How does Angelina do it? When my sister...

Shiloh and Z

“Dude, how come I don’t get a cracker?” These two are so ridiculously gorgeous. How did Angelina Jolie manage to pick, like, the hottest orphan in all of Ethiopia...