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Hey MTV, You Missed One

Someone at MTV’s in trouble. I just listened to Fergie sing “I don’t give a fuck so here we go” on the MTV VMA’s Red Carpet Pre-Show. They caught the first...

Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn...

Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on...

God is Everywhere (Even Forever 21)

The NY Sun ran an interesting article today regarding Jesus and everyone’s favorite retailer of wear-once-in-Vegas slutwear, Forever 21. It seems the owners are devout Catholics who...

Vietnamese Chicken Salad

I know everyone eagerly checks this blog on Thursday mornings for an debriefing on my cooking class the night before, and I do not wish to disappoint. Tonight was meats. We spent the first...

OMG: TMNT!

I am so happy right now. Warner Brothers is producing a fourth installment of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies, with a release date set at 3/30/07 (we have to wait that long??). This...

Just Doing My Part for the Paparazzi

They’re filming something on Pershing, in the northbound lane just north of Imperial Ave in PDR. There’s a silver SUV and a dark-haired girl. They have the cops out en masse to...