Too late. It’s okay, though. It was the horse one anyway.

Make the absurd statement that it could have saved Natalee Holloway’s life.

There’s more where that came from.

This woman has been growing her nails since 1979. She is also the proud teacher of the best-behaved third-grade class in the history of the world.

Posting will resume this evening. Until then, check out My Evil Cohorts, or come be my friend on mySpace. – The Beet

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Because it, like, doesn’t suck at all.

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Via Bravo’s website. Complete with music and special effects. Consider the rest of your day shot. This is awesome. Update: Check out the mash-ups we made! Evil Beet Mash by Evil...

Ah ha ha ha ha! I am so funny. Great title, Beet. (I did not get much sleep last night.) Oh sorry you guys don’t even know why it’s so funny yet. Or unfunny. Okay then. So Lou...

[Via TechCrunch] WSJ reports that “people familiar with the matter” are saying that Facebook has been in acquisition discussions with Yahoo, Microsoft and Viacom over the last...