After her three-month internship with Seventeen, former Miss Seventeen contestant Brianna Burrows is preparing to sue Editor-in-Chief Atoosa Rubinstein for slander, after Rubinstein...

Jean-Paul Gaultier proves, once and for all, that, yes, it is absolutely crucial that runway models be actively eating-disordered.

It turns out they’re just not very smart! Just what we’d suspected all along. Thank you to Salon for putting it so eloquently: So what explains Cook’s popularity? His...

Come on, key demographics! Check them out here! Available shows include “Bones,” “Prison Break,” “Standoff,” “Vanished,” “Talk Show...

The timing of this is a little too close for me not to become suspicious. Less than a week after Nick Carter dragged Debra LaFave’s name out of obscurity — admitting he lost his...

It’s the same as the problem with Saturday Night Live. The sketches aren’t funny. Aaron Sorkin, we learn, has a weakness — other than crack cocaine, of course —...

Yesterday, I wanted to run the George Michael story with the headline “George Michael’s Double Whammy,” but she’d beat me to it. Today, she ran a Bobby Brown story...

Too late. It’s okay, though. It was the horse one anyway.

Make the absurd statement that it could have saved Natalee Holloway’s life.

There’s more where that came from.

This woman has been growing her nails since 1979. She is also the proud teacher of the best-behaved third-grade class in the history of the world.

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