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Quote of the Week

“Madness is doing the same thing and expecting a shark not to eat your other fucking arm.” Jen Dziura on one-armed teen surfing sensation Bethany Hamilton.

Slaughter at NBC: 700 Jobs Slashed

Well, the Aaron Sorkin thing didn’t work so hot, so NBC is going back to basics, as the Peacock struggles to keep its head above water after three years of unimpressive ratings and...

James Blunt is a Tsunami of Stupid

Superhot supermodel Petra Nemcova dumped the angsty British chanteur after learning he’d been cheating on her. Apparently Mr. Blunt, who is not particularly attractive, had been...

MTV So Ready to Infect You

MTV comes out with a Room Raiders for the born-after-1995 set — Meet or Delete is a dating show in which contestants are allowed to rummage through one another’s computers. The...

Tim Allen Gets Married

I’ll admit I have a strange fondness for Tim Allen. I feel I have to explain this. Long, long ago, I started a fledgling, vaguely celebrity-focused blog, which I would call The Evil...

Google Purchases YouTube for $1.65B

If you have a strange sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach about this, rest assured it’s warranted. Now that corporations have someone with assets to sue for the illegal...

Saturday Night Fever

Jamie Lee Curtis decides she’s “not an actor anymore,” about 10 years after the rest of the country made up their minds on the issue. Gee, Pete Doherty, you really...

A Rapper Was Arrested on Gun Charges

Jadakiss may have also been engaging in the abuse of illegal drugs at the time of the arrest. In other news, a country singer somewhere has a bottle of whiskey, and he’s sad.