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American Idol Oscar Talk?

In my alternate life I am a really big-time movie reviewer, think Ebert without an alarming predilection towards a coronary. Anyway, in this lofty position I get to screen movies before...

The Bachelor Spotted!

Ok, so this is a bit redundant but last night I spotted the Bachelor Prince Lorenzo Borghese with a woman who was definitely Sadie or Jennifer, the women that he is choosing between...

I Resent Being Called an Armed Thug

Why the hell are there video cameras everywhere? Am I a huge dork because I love a video game system? Whatever, people act like this is an overreaction but they’re fools I tell you...

The Mile High Club Just Got Dangerous

For those who are unfamiliar with the term “mile high club” it essentially means doing it in the airplane bathroom. It is best done on an international flight when all the...

I’m Not Saying She’s a Gold Digger…

“I love all men equally, no matter their financial situation. At the end of the day, however, if you want to enter a serious relationship, I think it’s very important that your...

Frat Boys Sue Borat

Two John Does are suing 20th Century Fox and One America Productions, claiming members of their fraternity were used in the Borat movie (no, I’m not typing out the whole title), after...

David Silver is Getting Married!

Remember Brian Austin Green? 90201? An incredible TV movie with his then-girlfriend Tiffany Amber-Thiessen? He is engaged to Megan Fox of “Hope and Faith” and they have dated...

My Company Rocks

Websites my employer blocks: MySpace.com Websites my employer does not block: RussianBrides.com Just thought I’d share.

Orlando Bloom Gets Himself a Booty

Various sources have reported that Orlando Bloom has moved on to Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” Jessica Biel. Oh Kate Bosworth. He fell for you when you were the buff...