I’m headed out of town for the next few days, so posting from me will be at a minimum. I plan to still do links, though, and Lars and T will be around to keep you laughing. And, never...

Another picture of Paris and some guy’s penis. Shocking huh? Media Take Out has pics of Paris holding the alleged penis of Cee Lo from Gnarls Barkley. It is Paris for sure, the wonky...

Ryan Phillippe throws a hamburger at photogs, because everything’s totally fine. [Celebslam, photos] Kirsten Dunst takes a break from chain-smoking to suck face with the lead singer...

We want to offer a hearty thank-you to everyone who participated in our Blades of Glory contest on Wednesday. Normally, the majority of our correspondence from Evil Beet readers is hate...

Mary Mary quite contrary what have you done with your hair. When you are fierce like Mary J you really shouldn’t be pulling off the same look as a little schoolboy. The hair is bad...

I love Regis and Kelly. I was very sad to hear that 75 year-old Regis, who is quite healthy for his age, was having heart bypass surgery. Kelly announced yesterday that Regis is doing well...

Kate Bosworth with her dog on the set of her new movie “21” is looking adorable. She is still a bit thin but after seeing pictures of her last year during the...

It’s been over a month since we’ve seen a real “celebrity” death, so it’s about time we start inventing one. Enter Wikipedia, former home of extinct elephants...

This has nothing to do with celebrity gossip and honestly I don’t even want to know how my friend stumbled across this, but she sent me this link tonight and I laughed for like 18...

“Madonna, predictably enough, has risen from the lotus position to turn the full force of her legal team against rogue nanny Melissa Dumas in an attempt to silence her.”...

Just for the hell of it. Because once in awhile I just feel I have to save the music. This is Something Corporate with “I Woke Up in a Car.” It’s a few years old, but...