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How Did We Miss This?

With our watch on everything Rosie I’m not sure how this slipped by my Spiteful radar, but here you go, Rosie letting us know that the Chinese language mostly consists of...

Women Take Note

This seems just mean to post but I just have to. According to a two year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research, “about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three...

New York Trying to Make People Less Fat

New York City is on the cusp of banning the use of trans fats in all of its eateries. By mid 2008 many restaurants will not only have to ban the use of these heart-clogging fats, but also...

Laura Bennett Pops Out that Kid

Laura Bennett, who totally should have won last season’s Project Runway, gave birth last Friday morning to the kiddo she’d been carrying throughout filming. The boy, Finn, is...

Afternoon Delight

The TomKat honeymoon gets rained out. Where’s your Xenu now? [A Socialite’s Life] Ever-relentless in her quest to actually become a Valley of the Dolls character, Lindsay Lohan...

You’re in New York. Go in Style.

Beet readers and those fascinated by Britney Spear’s vagina if you are in New York in the next few weeks and find yourself needing to use the toilet have no fear. Charmin has set up...