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Ugh, Bill Clinton, your wife is the first woman in the history of this country with a real shot at winning a presidential election. If you could just avoid using the words “Britney...

Dancing With the Stars

This is the last week that we have all of our celebrity dancers. Tomorrow someone leaves us but thankfully we had two weeks with our lovely dancers. The show this season is quite...

Allegra Versace is Not Doing Well

Allegra Versace has been checked into a facility to deal with her anorexia. According to reports, Allegra is 70 pounds and is being fed through a feeding tube and being monitored around the...

Marcia Brady Was a Total Cokehead

So apparently the original Marcia Brady — Maureen McCormick — told People magazine that she used to be both bulimic and a cokehead. I can’t find the story anywhere on...

Late-Night Links

BREAKING! BRITNEY SPEARS RUSHED TO THE … dentist? [Perez] Prince Harry reminds us once again that he’s not going to be King of England. [Ninja Dude] Naomi Campbell leaves the...

Grease- Who Did America Want?

I will admit, with a bit of reluctance, that I watched the entire season of “Grease- You’re The One That I Want.” I have to say, that as someone who is involved in the...

Miss USA 2007

This year, like always, we had some beautiful girls but only one could take home the title of Top Model…I mean Miss USA. Since Donald Trump has taken over the pageant it has been sex...

We Are Crazy About Knut

The cute three-month-old polar bear Knut has become a star in his native Germany. Some crazy animal rights people want to have Knut killed after his mother abandoned him but the Berlin Zoo...

Dancing With The Stars

So I understand that this show premiered Monday but I am a little slow on the uptake this week with my reality TV…thank my lucky stars for TiVo…sweet TiVo. “Dancing with...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Paula Paula Paula you are such a mess my darling. It looks like your ruffles are strangling you. Something about these shorty pants is very wrong. Oh wait…EVERYTHING about shorty...