I do a better Kermit impression than this, but it’s still pretty freaky stuff. Enjoy Kermit singing Johnny Cash’s “Hurt”

Rose McGowan doesn’t want anyone else showing up at prom in the same color dress as hers. [SOW] Eva Longoria’s man candy Tony Parker ventures from the NBA into the rap world...

Today I got a lovely letter from a staffer over at E! Networks with regards to the Simple Life promo shots I posted earlier in the week. I don’t mind these types of letters. I get...

Ok, this is just getting crazy. America. You have not chosen wisely. Luv, EvilT

I used to love Abercrombie when I was in high school and I’m sure you did too. To be perfectly honest the day I couldn’t fit into my Abercrombie denim shorts was a sad day for...

[via CollegeHumor] Update: A Beet reader submitted a fabulous back story for this picture. Check it out.

I go to usps.gov change my mailing address today, and this is what I’m greeted with. I thought for a minute I was on the wrong site. I guess no one sends real letters anymore, so the...

On the heels of the announcement that Randy Spelling was Paris Hilton’s first fuck, Sean Stewart makes an appearance on Howard Stern to announce that he used to want to fuck his...

No one has listened to Taylor Hicks’ album, not even Nigel Lythgoe. [SOW] Michael Jackson wants to be a bigger part of your Vegas experience. [Agent Bedhead] Cool pics from the...

I suppose that’s the next indicated step when your husband is arrested for aggravated sexual battery against a minor under the age of 13. That’s some hard-core fucking up of a...

Sheesh, and Lindsay Lohan thought her father was bad. At least Michael Lohan has been safely in jail for most of Lindsay’s adult life, unlike Thora Birch’s father, who has been...