Brooke Hogan you make this too easy. First, you forgot your pants. Second, you aren’t supposed to spray tan twice an a 24-hour period for a reason. Third, those long fake nails are...

Hilary Duff takes some shots at Nicole Richie in her new album. Ah, it’s just like the old Nas vs. Jay-Z days. [Ninja Dude] If you thought Drew Barrymore was a pedophile’s dream...

Via Warship: DListed, Hollywood Tuna, Egotastic, Derek Hail, I’m Not Obsessed, Celebitchy, Celebslam, The Bastardly, Popoholic, Horny Oyster and Concrete Loop are just a few of the...

ABC is retarded. I like the Geico Cavemen commercials…I find them really funny but I don’t know if there is enough funny for a half-hour sitcom once a week. The story goes that...

I honestly don’t even remember what show this kid was on anymore. Oz? Prison Break? Kids Incorporated? It was something. Anyway, he got drunk with a bunch of teenagers sometime in...

Here I thought we just had an inexcusable dearth of drinking fountains in the United States, but it turns out there’s another possible explanation for all the...

I know I’m the only thing even close to a comic book reader around here, Beet and T used to smoke outside the store I frequented and make fun of me. That’s part of the reason...

Ok so maybe I’m just clueless or totally off-base but seriously…why is this girl famous? Kirsten Dunst is not only really pale but also has a so-so body, little boobs and...

The Canadians are a bit bizarre sometimes. Now they have come up with a concept of “Green Sex.” You too can “get it on for the good of the planet” with a few helpful...