African school children protect Madonna from journalists. [DListed] Keeley Hazell gets naked for FHM, you. [Anything Hollywood] Brad Pitt thinks Angelina Jolie is “supergirl.”...

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AOL has released copies of some of the Virginia Tech shooter’s “disturbing” ventures into the world of creative writing, the plays Mr. Brownstone and Richard McBeef. These...

I have no idea what is going on here on TRL. I’ll totally take this out of context and say that they are lovers. They totally came out yesterday and are happy to let the world know...

Here is Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing press for her show, “The New Adventures of Old Christine” which is one of the funniest sitcoms on television. This show did much better than...

Here’s the video that got pulled from Perez’s site tonight. This is from an Akon show in Trinidad. Akon got a little freaky with some female audience members. The sound and...

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The death toll in the VA Tech shootings has risen to 33 people, including the shooter, who killed himself. This number may rise as people remain in the hospital in various conditions. This...

Breaking news is that 20 students have been fatally shot at Virginia Tech. They have locked down their classrooms and cancelled all classes. For more information please click here. The...

Who does this booty belong to? This pop tart, known for her questionable ensembles, was seen running around Hollywood in hotpants and fishnets.

You don’t have to remind us. Thanks to Beet reader Quinn for this photo of a pig sucking face with a young boy whose relation to Quinn goes unmentioned in the email submission. Truly...

Hilary Duff’s back on speaking terms with Joel Madden. Nicole Richie, not so much. [Gabby Babble] Avril does Saturday Night Live. [Ninja Dude] Jake Gyllenhaal plants a wet one on...