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Why Does Time Warner Cable Suck So Hard?

Hi guys, I rarely use this blog for matters of this sort, but trying to get my cable television to work is rapidly becoming my full-time job. My HDTV box doesn’t work. I call Time...

Late-Night Links

Anna Nicole’s mother was having sex with her step-brother. Someone, quick, give that woman a small baby to take care of. [A Socialite’s Life] If you’ve begun collecting...

Music For Your Thursday

I really like this song… and the video is cool too. And because it’s Thursday I think you need some music to pep you up. I present to you: Jason Schwartzman’s “West...

Hairspray Trailer!

I am actually very excited for the “Hairspray” movie. It is an odd situation that they are making a movie from a musical that was based on a movie but letting that go it is a...

Feed Me

Newsflash!– Rachel Zoe still on drugs…needs a sandwich.

Joan Rivers Should Die Soon

I hate Joan Rivers with an absolute passion. She’s just worthless. She doesn’t ever watch the films that the stars are in, she makes pointless comments, she gets tons of money...

New Background

The cute-patootie (sp?) on our background is Allyson, the 2-year-old daughter of Beet reader Leslie. Everyone say hello to Allyson. If you’d like to submit a photo or image for use on...

Late-Night Links

Angelina Jolie willingly lost her virginity at fourteen, then promptly got a knife and cut the guy she’d slept with. I believe — correct me if I’m wrong — that...

Kate Lookalikes Out of a Job

Interesting story coming out of the UK today, I guess the Kate/William split is upsetting more people than we first thought. A group of women who are Kate Middleton lookalikes sat down to...

Larry Birkhead Likes Boys Too!

So now some guy has come forward saying that he had a homosexual affair with Larry Birkhead (otherwise known as Anna Nicole’s baby daddy). I guess he plays on both teams which the...

Finally, Someone Who GETS Pageants

Check out this dress. If you look closely you’ll see people hanging from poles. Mexico City (AP) The floor-length dress is accented with crosses, scapulars and a sketch of a man...