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Joan Rivers Should Die Soon

I hate Joan Rivers with an absolute passion. She’s just worthless. She doesn’t ever watch the films that the stars are in, she makes pointless comments, she gets tons of money...

New Background

The cute-patootie (sp?) on our background is Allyson, the 2-year-old daughter of Beet reader Leslie. Everyone say hello to Allyson. If you’d like to submit a photo or image for use on...

Late-Night Links

Angelina Jolie willingly lost her virginity at fourteen, then promptly got a knife and cut the guy she’d slept with. I believe — correct me if I’m wrong — that...

Kate Lookalikes Out of a Job

Interesting story coming out of the UK today, I guess the Kate/William split is upsetting more people than we first thought. A group of women who are Kate Middleton lookalikes sat down to...

Larry Birkhead Likes Boys Too!

So now some guy has come forward saying that he had a homosexual affair with Larry Birkhead (otherwise known as Anna Nicole’s baby daddy). I guess he plays on both teams which the...

Finally, Someone Who GETS Pageants

Check out this dress. If you look closely you’ll see people hanging from poles. Mexico City (AP) The floor-length dress is accented with crosses, scapulars and a sketch of a man...

Late-Night Links

African school children protect Madonna from journalists. [DListed] Keeley Hazell gets naked for FHM, you. [Anything Hollywood] Brad Pitt thinks Angelina Jolie is “supergirl.”...

Save Cocaine

This just showed up in my inbox. Make of it what you will. Cocaine Press April 14th, 2007 To: All Fr: Cocaine Energy Drink Su: Save Cocaine Energy Drink; or not We need your help! If you...

Damien and Shia Share a Tender Moment

I have no idea what is going on here on TRL. I’ll totally take this out of context and say that they are lovers. They totally came out yesterday and are happy to let the world know...

The Seinfeld Curse Removed

Here is Julia Louis-Dreyfus doing press for her show, “The New Adventures of Old Christine” which is one of the funniest sitcoms on television. This show did much better than...

Akon Smacks That On Stage

Here’s the video that got pulled from Perez’s site tonight. This is from an Akon show in Trinidad. Akon got a little freaky with some female audience members. The sound and...