You don’t have to remind us. Thanks to Beet reader Quinn for this photo of a pig sucking face with a young boy whose relation to Quinn goes unmentioned in the email submission. Truly...

Hilary Duff’s back on speaking terms with Joel Madden. Nicole Richie, not so much. [Gabby Babble] Avril does Saturday Night Live. [Ninja Dude] Jake Gyllenhaal plants a wet one on...

Who are Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre? They are “stars” in the UK who have decided to bring their reality show to the US. While living in London I saw how obsessive...

Apolo Anton Ohno and Julianne Hough are the cutest couple ever. I know that they are just a couple on “Dancing With the Stars” but they have the most chemistry of any pair on...

Penny Marshall what happened to you? There is something about the combo of fake tan, wierd necklaces and big black tablecloth that you are wearing that freaks me out. I know that you are a...

Drew Lachey. Nick Lachey. Lisa Rinna. Cris Judd.

Our background image for this weekend is Miss Cocorico, the adorable kitty of Beet reader Anita. Her name, apparently, is the sound a rooster makes in French, which, frankly, makes way more...

Remember how no one showed up to the first round of Project Runway auditions in LA? The production company figures, I suppose, that is was just a bad weekend for designers? Maybe it rained...

It hurts. Oh, God, it hurts so bad. I feel like I’m limping, crawling, dragging myself toward the mythical Anna Nicole Finish Line, and every time it’s in sight I blink, and it...

Justin Timberlake admits that he did call Britney, because he was worried about her, and because he’s never done it with a bald chick before. [MM] Jessica Simpson’s camel toe...

I don’t know why someone decided to support by Don Imus by making a teddy bear that says “Nappy Headed Ho.” It is 17.99 and advertised as… “Our plush bear is...