Apolo Anton Ohno celebrates his 25th birthday party in Hollywood, sponsored by Stride chewing gum. Honestly, Apolo, at least when Turtle pulled that shit for Vincent Chase, he got...

The Governator on Paris’s plea for clemency: “I have many more important things to think about.” [Agent Bedhead] Gisele Bundchen sends the very pregnant Bridget Moynahan...

I so don’t want to see this movie. It looks really depressing and heart-wrenching, and I have never understood why people want to pay money to feel that way. But I know a lot of you...

TMZ says that this really is a letter Candy sent them to post on the internet. I knew that Candy was sassy but never this awesome. I’m glad she and Tori made up because I bet Tori is...

Of course not! Sober Lindsay Lohan is so out. Drunk Lindsay is back in style. While other celebrities were out enjoying the sun and playing with the dolphins in the Bahamas Lindsay was...

Denise Richards says she didn’t sleep with her best friend’s husband while they were married; she waited until a week or so after they were split up. Jesus, people are so quick...

Thank you, Paris Hilton.

How cute are Mario and Karina?? I am so happy that they still are “together.” They really look adorable.

Charting Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen‘s nose jobs. Remember, kids, if you have your nose opened up because all the cocaine deviated your septum, it’s not really plastic surgery...

I am really disturbed with myself right now. Jean Luc Picard made an appearance at a London theater today, and is, somehow, still way freakin’ hot to me. Is this just me? Why do I...

Cameron Diaz: “We all suffer when Paris suffers.” Heh. [Cele|bitchy] The celebrities you’d most like to bang. And not with a hammer. [Pajiba] Brooke Burke is still hot...

Ricki Lake, who initially became famous due to the fact that she was a big girl, is now about half her former size. She says that she lost her weight in a healthy way and went from 250 to...