Breaking: Kim Kardashian has a huge butt. [Ninja Dude] Akon is back to his old on-stage brutality tricks. [Holy Moly] It’s Brooke Burke’s turn to put on a bikini and splash...

We’ll get to posting about other, unincarcerated celebs eventually today, I promise. Until then, here’s the Paris Hilton mug shot.

John Travolta’s son is not autistic dammit, and the easiest way to prove that is to have another child. [The Blemish] Courtney Love and Linda Perry rock House of Blues — I am so...

The heat must really be getting to me. College Humor has a bunch of photos that are sexually suggestive trick photographs. They are a bit juvenile but totally hilarious. Enjoy!

As if you could possibly get any more excited about the upcoming Simpsons movie, it turns out that Green Day will be covering the well-known Simpsons theme song for the film. They’ll...

Two-time Academy Award winner and genuinely talented human being Hilary Swank did the unthinkable on Friday: she didn’t show up at Hyde. She didn’t get wasted. She didn’t...

Everybody who’s anybody (and not yet in rehab or jail) came out for the BlackBerry Curve launch party in Bev Hills last night. It looks like they made everyone pose with a BlackBerry...

Check out these videos of famewhore Danny Bonaduce getting lap dances at his divorce party in Hollywood on Thursday night. The goings-on were thoughtfully narrated by Adam Carolla during a...

Good call Calum. “I’m a bad boy. I go out and get drunk, I get high on cocaine and I do stupid debauched things with the wrong women. When I’m high I do wild stupid shit...

Why is Page Six Retarded?…Because they ran this little blurb today. CORNY crooner Michael Bublé isn’t entirely the ladies’ man he fancies himself to be. The...

Billy Joel’s wife is old enough now to understand what “child bride” means. [Cele|bitchy] The cast of The Sopranos gives their very best “O” face...

So this isn’t much of a shocker but reports are circulating that JC Chasez is gay and was caught with an escort at a European charity event. Check out this blind item and see who you...