Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new and improved Paris Hilton. She’s not doing NBC. She’s not doing ABC. She’s not doing CBS. She’s doing CNN. Reps from Larry...

Remember Club Paris? That super hot club in Jacksonville, Florida that was never anywhere close to actually being super hot, for reasons not unrelated to the fact that it’s in...

Despite the upcoming Spice Girls reunion, Victoria Beckham released a new track with Nas, who, last I checked, was not credited anywhere on “Wannabe.” [Bossip] Did Paris Hilton...

This is bad news for Uncle Spiteful Lars: The O.C.’s Kelly Rowan Engaged to Billionaire Um… no deal. This bastard is the tenth richest man in the world. I’m not even the...

Everyone’s saying that Katie Holmes is pregnant again. I don’t think that’s likely, seeing as how she’s suddenly 48 years old. [Celebslam] Shar Jackson’s all...

Monday Morning Music will be returning thanks to my lovely Beet giving me editing privilages. Hahahaha!!! All of the crazy things that I can do now. Thankfully the T is more into dishing on...

Which rising country star who markets himself as straight and Southern actually has a boyfriend and is from a chilly corner of the Midwest? Guesses? [source]

Apparently there was a shortage of condoms in Hollywood last October. It turns out Julia Roberts wasn’t the only one to pop out a kiddo recently. Tiger Woods and his wife, hottie Elin...

They never get old. You know this. Carlton leaves Joseph’s in LA last night with a “mystery female companion.” This girl is totally the second coming of Jenna Von Oy. She...

Some unattractive man wins Britain’s Got Talent. See, that sort of thing would never happen here in the U.S. We like our celebrities attractive, dammit. [Cele|bitchy] Okay, so, at...

Coral from Real World: NY is re-embracing her lesbianism. And lesbians worldwide are looking forward to re-embracing that rack. [Bossip] Justin Timberlake admits that JBiel is more of a...