Yes!!!! It was SHOCKINGLY BAD!!! SHOCKINGLY BORING!!!! SHOCKINGLY TALENT-FREE!!!! SHOCKINGLY STUPID!!!! What the fuck happened, Brit??? It was like you didn’t even care up there...

I am soooooo psyched!!! I’ll be kinda-sorta live-blogging. And through an amazing series of events, I have most of my best girlfriends from high school in my apartment for the...

I have to say thanks first and foremost to the random ladies who got me and my friend into the afterparty for Fashion Rocks. For some odd reason I ended up dancing next to Cuba Gooding...

Don your uniforms. Set your phasers to stun. And chart a course at Warp 6 to … The Office convention? I guess this stuff isn’t for Star Trek nerds anymore. The Office is...

Lots and lots and lots and lots of recent pictures of Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam] Rachel Ray has some gigantic fucking nipples. [Drunken Stepfather] Brad Pitt likes to pretend he and...

Who’s Sherri Shephard? I have no fucking clue. Honestly. No idea. The most recent photo of her on WireImage is from 2004, which is way older than my subscription allows for, and...

The famed tenor finally succumbed to the pancreatic cancer he’d been fighting since last year, and passed away early Thursday morning. His manager released this statement: “The...

Apple just dropped the price of the 8GB iPhone by $200. You can get it for $399 now. That’ll teach you all to be early adopters.

When life gives him lemons, Danny DeVito makes limoncello. [Celebslam] R. Kelly’s got himself another few weeks to urinate on minors. [Bossip] Kelly Clarkson’s going back on...

I guess her cover is officially blown. Plus, she’s out of her first trimester, so there’s a much lower risk of a miscarriage. Halle gave the exclusive to her old pal Nancy...

My Lord. That took days! Seriously, folks, are we sending the film to Walmart to be developed now? I was freaking out!!! Walsh got married this weekend and I had yet to see a single...

WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one’s on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers. Source:...