I know I should be talking shit about Paris Hilton’s new haircut, but, fuck it, I’ll be honest: I think she looks really pretty. Also: there are nipples in this picture. [Ninja...

It’s a slow news day (except for the OJ story) so you guys get to read about some crazy-ass country singer. Maybe I should just run porn for the rest of the day? Country star Mindy...

Get out there to welcome the new year, and go easy on the Manischewitz. I’m out for the rest of the day. Sorry for the relatively slow posting, but I’m on vacation, dammit, and...

Josie Smith-Malave, who appeared on Top Chef’s second season, and who is openly gay, was attacked at a Long Island bar over Labor Day weekend in what appears to be a hate crime. Josie...

I’ll be traveling most of the day on Wednesday — heading back to LA for my friend’s wedding. (Congrats to Nandita and Matt!!!) I’ll try to get something up later in...

Which married Oscar winner has a reputation for throwing orgies in Los Angeles where the girls are grossed out by his unappetizing sexual tastes? [source]

For those of you who missed it.

I’m telling you, I can’t keep up with this new Nickelodeon generation. I think I need to adopt pre-teens just so that they’ll keep me abreast of the goings-on in this...

Check out the trailer for the new Johnny Depp film, Sweeney Todd. I weighed in on this when the project was first announced last year. Can they pull it off? [

This one’ll probably get pulled soon, too, but enjoy it while it lasts.

Soooooo lame. The only saving grace was Chris Brown’s performance. That shit rocked. Everything else was so stupid. Memo to MTV: don’t ever, ever host a live performance in Las...

Is this my cable box, or is everything just totally fucked up at the VMAs????? The audio is going in and out. I wonder if everything is just all messed up over there, and that’s why...