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The Office Convention?

Don your uniforms. Set your phasers to stun. And chart a course at Warp 6 to … The Office convention? I guess this stuff isn’t for Star Trek nerds anymore. The Office is...

Picking Up the Pieces

Lots and lots and lots and lots of recent pictures of Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam] Rachel Ray has some gigantic fucking nipples. [Drunken Stepfather] Brad Pitt likes to pretend he and...

RIP, Luciano Pavarotti

The famed tenor finally succumbed to the pancreatic cancer he’d been fighting since last year, and passed away early Thursday morning. His manager released this statement: “The...

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When life gives him lemons, Danny DeVito makes limoncello. [Celebslam] R. Kelly’s got himself another few weeks to urinate on minors. [Bossip] Kelly Clarkson’s going back on...

Halle Berry Confirms Pregnancy!!

I guess her cover is officially blown. Plus, she’s out of her first trimester, so there’s a much lower risk of a miscarriage. Halle gave the exclusive to her old pal Nancy...

Blind Item!

WHICH Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one’s on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers. Source:...

Um, Memo to Jerry Lewis

LewisUploaded by krs601 Probably not a good idea to call anyone an “illiterate faggot” on national television. This is what happens when you’re 81 years old and still...

Whoopi Debuts on The View!

It’s not Kathy Griffin. It’s not Rosie O’Donnell. It’s not even Perez Hilton. Nope, as the daytime chat-fest launched its new season, it was Whoopi Goldberg joining...