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He’s Alive!!!

George Clooney and his gimpy girlfriend, Sarah Larson, seem to have survived last week’s motorcycle accident. The injured couple showed up at the premiere of Michael Clayton in NYC on...

My Job Will Never Get Boring

10-year-old Chloe Moretz works the red carpet at the Dirty Sexy Money premiere in LA. So what if Lindsay Lohan’s getting sober? So what if Paris Hilton’s behaving herself? So...

Things You Guys Should Know

1) We are still having intermittent server issues due to increasing traffic levels. I love you guys for this. Unfortunately, it means we’re still having a lot of down time. I PROMISE...

Hey, Hey, I Wanna Be a Pop Star

This is a pretty ingenious reinvention of Nickelback’s “I Wanna Be a Rock Star.” I laughed out loud. I think the very best part is the brief shot of Christopher Walken...

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Just in case there’s anyone in this country who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian naked yet, she’s doing Playboy. [Derek Hail] You know what? Mariah Carey looks awesome...

Zahara and Pax Are Still Alive!

We’ve seen plenty of pics of Maddox lately, but Zahara, Pax and Shiloh have been staying under the radar. We still have no Shiloh, but Angie — ever aware of her...

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Check out Hayden Panettiere grinding all up on Milo Ventimiglia. And you thought you couldn’t wait until this chick turned 18. [Celebslam] Has Ben Affleck switched his addiction to...