Around 3 pm PST tomorrow, we are switching servers yet again. This really should be the last time, but what do I know? I’m the same person who used to watch TiVo commercials and think...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh shit. I suppose it was only a matter of time. Britney Spears has been ordered by a judge to surrender physical custody of her two sons to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline. The...

Hint: It’s not Miss Piggy! Answer is after the jump.

Jen Garner is so boring. I wish she drank more. [popbytes] Kim Stewart’s breasts are unstoppable. [Agent Bedhead] “I’ve taken shits hotter than Tori...

In case you haven’t seen it yet, head on over to Recapist.com to check out my latest recap of Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style!

Nice socks, Carrie.

He came within an inch of making Paris Hilton cry. This is hilarious.

Nicky and Joel are gonna tie the knot October 13 in a small ceremony in Laguna Beach. Wonder if she’ll change her name? Nicole Madden. Hm.

Miss Teen USA (far left) parties with Dave Navarro and his girlfriend at Aura nightclub at Atlantis. Hopefully she was drinking apple juice!!! And not joining them for a threesome!!!

Okay: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? Jesus Christ, Pam, your first two hasty marriages worked out so well. And Rick Salomon is SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING WINNER. HOW COULD THIS NOT...

You guys, I’m so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother’s house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone...

Did anyone else watch it tonight? It’s all the overwrought melodrama of Grey’s Anatomy without any of the excitement, humor or endearing characters. This was a bad call, Kate...