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I Wrote a Song, You Guys

It’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.” Ready? Okay. Ahem. Britney got a drivers license and I...

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“So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock.” Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, regarding the process she and boyfriend Gabriel...

What the Fuck Is Going on Here?

Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge arrived arm-in-arm to the red carpet of the opening of SKY360 lounge in NYC. Lauren’s BFF? And Lauren’s boy toy? Hmmm. Brody Jenner is so, so...

Okay, So The Server Change Happened

And, as I expected, we lost about a week’s worth of posts/comments. I know where they live, though, and I plan to hunt them down and bring them to you. Bear with me, kids.

Andrew Firestone: Engaged Again!

Everyone’s favorite ladies man appears to have settled down. Andrew Firestone just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ivana Bozilovic. His family adores her, and she’s...

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“This isn’t a Hilton hotel, is it?” Barack Obama’s 9-year-old daughter, Malia. Obama told Tyra Banks that his daughter does not approve of Paris Hilton, and does not...