To Rolling Stone, re: Pam Anderson’s supposed miscarriage: “She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers...
If you, unlike me, read the trade journals, you’d be aware that NBC is resurrecting American Gladiators as a mid-season replacement. (I don’t read the trade journals. I do... It’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.”
Ready?
Okay.
Ahem.
Britney got a drivers license and I... It’s true!
I have amazing taste in women. And one of these days I’ll learn to translate that good judgment to the gender to which I feel actual sexual attraction. But until... “So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock.”
Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, regarding the process she and boyfriend Gabriel... Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge arrived arm-in-arm to the red carpet of the opening of SKY360 lounge in NYC.
Lauren’s BFF? And Lauren’s boy toy?
Hmmm.
Brody Jenner is so, so... And, as I expected, we lost about a week’s worth of posts/comments.
I know where they live, though, and I plan to hunt them down and bring them to you.
Bear with me, kids. In Touch is reporting that a man Britney met while vacationing in Hawaii left a video camera running (without Brit’s knowledge) during their hook-up session, and he might be releasing... Everyone’s favorite ladies man appears to have settled down.
Andrew Firestone just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ivana Bozilovic.
His family adores her, and she’s... Which will probably be never. So you can love it along with me or you can roll your eyes and go on to the next post, because I’m probably not going to stop anytime soon.
We’re... “This isn’t a Hilton hotel, is it?”
Barack Obama’s 9-year-old daughter, Malia. Obama told Tyra Banks that his daughter does not approve of Paris Hilton, and does not... It’s not that she was ever, like, horrifically ugly, but she was on TRL on Monday, and homegirl looked damn good. I mean, she was always just kind of an average-looking girl who...Can You Think of Anyone You’d Rather Have Host...
I Wrote a Song, You Guys
My Lesbian Girlfriend Is Saving the World
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What the Fuck Is Going on Here?
Okay, So The Server Change Happened
Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, But There May Be a...
Andrew Firestone: Engaged Again!
I Will Stop Running These Pictures as Soon as...
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Okay, Is It Just Me or Is America Ferrera Getting Way...