Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you’re reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn’t even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now...

The WGA’s contract expired at midnight tonight, and they were unable to agree on a new contract. Basically, writers want more money from DVD and Internet sales, and the studios...

We don’t cover much industry news around here, but, for those of you who care, the Writers Guild of America is threatening to go on strike as of midnight tonight if they cannot...

Yup, Brooke Shields drove her car into her own house. And not the garage. [Cele|bitchy] Hey, you know what’s not true? That Owen Wilson’s dating Jessica Simpson. But the gossip...

In Bryant Park on Tuesday. Cool wedding gown, Carrie.

Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab] Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy] Is JLo’s record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns...

Not surprisingly, the Catholic church doesn’t much like Britney Spears. [MollyGood] Hayden Panettiere saves the whales! [INO] Padma Lakshmi might be reuniting with her husband...

Wish you could finally have all that Kanye wisdom without any of that annoying music? Your wish is Kanye’s command. The rapper will be releasing a book, Thank You and You’re...

The Governator says weed is “not a drug. It’s a leaf.” I love Arnie. [DListed] Check out a cool remix of Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me.” I love that the...

Which internationally famous, feel-good spiritual guru feels so good because he takes massive amounts of antidepressants? [source]

At a Louis Vuitton event at MOCA in LA.

Artist on Artist: Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson Snore. Wake me when it’s over. Or when they stop talking about boring movies and start talking about wrist-slashing.