Look, I don’t watch this show, but someone sent me this clip and I was glued. This show is like Jerry Springer but with more money. The people are no less trashy. Make no mistake...
This is genius!!!
To retaliate at girlfriend Sarah Silverman for her “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” video, Jimmy Kimmel has lined up an all-star cast (Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt... If the early Nielsen numbers hold, last night’s airing of the Oscars was the least-viewed in the past 20 years.
What were you people doing instead??? This song took home the Oscar, and I have to say I was absolutely taken with this little ditty when I saw the film. It’s so simple and beautiful.
I just had to post it. Above you’ll find the Oscar presentation for Best Picture, and, after the jump, more clips from the second half of the show. Hello.
So, I have been transported to my father’s house, where, if and when I die of this cholera, at least my body will be discovered promptly.
I was forcibly removed from my bed... So, um, I know I’m basically like a factory of excuses these days, and I understand that the overwhelming majority of you hate me right now, but just as soon as my life and my posting... REM’s back with a new album, Accelerate.
Here’s the video for the first single, “Supernatural Superserious.”
Thoughts? What?
It is.
This trailer doesn’t blow my mind, honestly, but I’m gonna see the film, because it’s kind of like the Star Wars movies: you don’t have to like them... Remember Billy Bob from Varsity Blues?
He underwent gastric bypass, and this is the end result.
Lookin’ good, kiddo.
[via WIMB — thanks Rebecca!] Dog the Bounty Hunter doesn’t just rant, he also rates — the show was one of the top ratings-getters for network A&E — and they’ve decided to begin airing his... If you’re having a bad day — which seems to be every day for me lately — this small child’s rendition of “Hey, Jude” will put a smile on your face.
You...Jimmy Kimmel is Fucking Ben Affleck
Nobody Cares About Awards Shows Anymore
“Falling Slowly”
In Case You Missed It (Like Me): The Oscars (Part II)
In Case You Missed It (Like Me): The Oscars!
Oscar Coverage on Evil Beet
New REM!
It Is Your Civic Duty to See the Sex and the City Movie
Well Look Who’s Lost Some Weight
Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter is Coming Back to TV
Cutest. Thing. Ever.