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Everyone’s In Rehab!

Eva Mendes has reportedly been at the Cirque Lodge in Utah for several weeks now. This is the same place that played host to Lindsay Lohan for a matter of months during her last rehab...

The Race Tightens

Total hottie John Edwards and Rudy Giuliani are expected to drop out of the Presidential race today, after their losses in yesterday’s Florida primary.

The Grammys Will Go On!

Hooray! Looks like the Grammys will move forward, even with the WGA strike. In a brief statement, the Writers Guild of America announced Monday that it has inked an interim deal with the...

I’m Back, Motherfuckers!!!

First off, a huge shout-out to Lars and T for holding down the fort while I was away on vacation. But I’m back now, and I’m better than ever, baby!!! A few items of business: 1)...

NKOTB Had a Bunch of Hits

EvilT may be done with y’all but I still gots a few posts left in me. I come this evening to deliver a message from on high; like a whisper on the wind the day we’ve all hoped...

And I Link Off

Thanks for letting me step in and mildly entertain you this week. I missed all of you. Thankfully staying away from Justin Guarini means you stay away from hate mail… So in hopes that...

It’s Official

This is the worst TV show ever. It can’t get lower than this. Enjoy the absolute nadir of our culture: Fox Reality presents: Battle of the Bods!

Get Smart Trailer

Via my favorite thing to do when I am at temping…YouTube… the trailer for “Get Smart.” I have to say I am excited for this movie. I used to watch the TV show on Nick...

New Bond Girls Hot or Not?

Here are the new Bond girls for “Quantum of Solace” Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. They are following in the footsteps of some stunners (I take out Denise...

Strike News

I’m going on the record as saying they are going to settle this thing… pronto. I’ve gotten pretty good at predicting stuff around here and I think everyone wants The...

Creepy Overload

I am a huge fan of CuteOverload.com really when the going gets tough I like to look at cute little animals in funny positions. I happen to have the cutest dog alive but sometimes when I try...

Hi There.

How are you? My name is Spiteful Lars. I’m hoping we can be friends. I used to blog here quite often, back in the day, I think I even had like one person who liked my work. It was...