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Dannielynn Set for Life

Dannielynn, Anna Nicole’s baby with Larry Birkhead, is now officially the heir to Anna’s fortune. If the pending case for J. Howard Marshall’s money ends up going...

Who is Julia Allison?

Somehow this weekend, between drinking and attempting to get ready to shoot my second hooker stint on “The Guiding Light,” I became obsessed with Julia Allison. Though at first...

Cleveland’s Getting His Own Show

It’s no secret that I’m a huge Family Guy fan. And I’m actually kind of bummed to hear that they’re going to spin off the life of Cleveland Brown into its own...

Writers Are Lazy Bastards

Maxim magazine has issued a formal apology to the Black Crowes after printing a dismal review of their upcoming album, written by a writer who hadn’t heard the entire album. Maxim...

In Case You Missed It

Check out Janet Jackson performing “Feedback” on Good Morning America. This is, like, the most boring song ever. The only good part comes at 2:30 when she sings the line...

When Oscars Happen to Good People

I have to say that I was a bit “eh” about the Oscars. I wasn’t alone as most people at my Oscars party simply either got drunk on wine or ate cookie cake. Nobody really...