Dog the Bounty Hunter doesn’t just rant, he also rates — the show was one of the top ratings-getters for network A&E — and they’ve decided to begin airing his...

If you’re having a bad day — which seems to be every day for me lately — this small child’s rendition of “Hey, Jude” will put a smile on your face. You...

A court today decided that Britney Spears is still banned from seeing her kids. Also, Trope & Trope is finally out as Britney’s lawyer. Kevin actually wants Britney to have...

Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes, spent time at a Beverly Hills salon getting a manicure yesterday. All that time in a salon, and her eyebrows still look like that??? Come on, people!

The trailer for Indiana Jones has finally been released! What do you guys think?

Uno the Beagle won the Westminster Dog Show this weekend. Awww … this makes me want a dog. But definitely not a poodle. Those things look ridiculous.

This is fabulous. Parts II and III are after the jump.

Paris Hilton’s new flick, The Hottie and the Nottie, brought in only $26,000 in 111 theaters during its opening weekend. Still not quite as awful as Jessica Simpson’s Blonde...

I appear to have caught that nasty little bug that’s flying around Southern California. I’m going back to bed. Hopefully posting will resume as normal tomorrow. xoxo Beet

Oh, man. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Madonna, daughter Lourdes and Rosie O’Donnell hang out at “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the UN in NYC. Poor...

She was supposed to be in the UCLA psych ward for 14 days, but, somehow or other, Britney has weaseled her way out. She was released shortly before noon. What the hell????

At the BCBG Max Azria show. Jesus. I thought we’d moved forward from this shit.