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As discussed in the previous post, my friend and I ended up taking a little trip to Fascinations. We purchased the implement pictured above. It is the Jenna Jameson Velvet G. (Also...

I know we normally just talk about celebrities on this blog, but this is so funny I just had to share. I was having dinner with a friend tonight, and we were like “What should we do...

L. O. L.

We are all in the wrong line of work, folks. The real money is in being a high-priced hooker. That chick at the center of the Elliot Spitzer scandal, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, has been...

Does anyone watch The Real World anymore? I know I don’t, but is there an up-and-coming generation of Real World watchers? Or do those young ‘uns just watch Newport Harbor and...

Just a reminder — I’m going to be on the Conway & Whitman show on 97.1 in LA tonight. The show airs from 8-11 pm, but I’ll be on during the last hour, starting at 10...

1) WHICH friendly actor recently fell off the wagon? Though he’s been in rehab several times, he was spotted stumbling out of a Hollywood hotel at 7 a.m. looking totally...

The Hollywood Reporter is saying that the CW is looking into doing a contemporary spinoff of Beverly Hills, 90210. It’s not clear whether any of the original cast members will be...

I’m sort of loathe to give any publicity to this nonsense, but whatever. A bunch of anti-abortion protesters hit up the premiere of Horton Hears a Who, to, ya know, protest abortion...

Check out Whoopi Goldberg proclaiming her undying love for Patrick Swayze on The View.