Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I ::heart:: my readers! So I mentioned earlier that I like my men in firefighter uniforms. And I got an email today from a reader. The text said: I just...

Up now: Carmelo Anthony, the 23-year-old Denver Nuggets star. Carmelo was arrested on suspicion of DUI around 4 am on Monday morning, for weaving and driving with his high-beams on. He...

Who’d’ve thunk it? Little Fred Savage is 31 years old now. It’s been 20 years since he did The Princess Bride. Here he is posing at a charity function with wife Jennifer...

Here’s Ricky Schroder and his daughter leaving a pet store in Malibu after playing with the puppies. Seriously, Ricky, I had to learn this the hard way. Don’t make your daughter...

It’s baaaaaaaaaack! If you missed it last time, you have another chance. Watch it before Warner Bros pulls it (again).

Everything’s coming up Britney! At the Miss USA 2008 pageant, Miss Oklahoma was asked which famous person she’d most want to help right now. (Go to 2:20 in the clip.) She...

Honestly, sometimes I don’t even know why we bother following the lives of movie stars and television actors. I think I would be perfectly content just to follow the existences of...

So I’m just getting settled into Seattle, which is why posting has been slow. I rented an apartment in Queen Anne, and I move in tomorrow, so posting should resume as normal by then...

I woke up this morning in Canyonville, Oregon with the curious sensation that everything was going to be okay. I’d driven from Sacramento to Canyonville in pitch black, so this was...

The Times of London issued a report indicating that wealthy, successful men are more likely to marry brunettes. Damn. This totally explains everything. You knew this all along...

Here’s Nicolas Cage, dressed in a bear suit, punching out a woman, set to the theme from Chariots of Fire. Enjoy.

Does anyone besides me remember STP? Stone Temple Pilots? Here – maybe this will help: They also did an odd video with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Then they broke up. Then Scott Wieland...