I guess the adoptive Cruise children aren’t being completely ignored. Connor Cruise, age 13, has landed a small role in the upcoming Will Smith drama, Seven Pounds. He’ll play...

The stories of Lindsay “Crazy” Lohan are hitting the gossip scene at around the same time we keep hearing stories of her pounding vodka. Surprise, surprise. Lindsay was...

Despite persistent rumors of a split, the two were spotted in Vegas together at the Bernard Hopkins-Joe Calzaghe fight, and later they hung out at the roulette tables together. They flew...

Yawn. Joshua and Diane showed up to the opera on Monday night arm-in-arm. Dude, Katie Holmes did a way, way better job of hooking up with someone who would make her more famous. Also: what...

I guess she’s back in LA now. After her whirlwind international tour with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton was spotted outside a tanning salon in LA on Monday. She certainly looks very...

I guess when you decide to quit drinking, you have to resort to evening activities like going to the opera. I don’t think I’ve ever been to an opera in my life. I saw Phantom of...

Congrats to 14-year-old Ali Lohan, who has begun filming her first movie role in Los Angeles. The film is called Mostly Ghostly, and is based on the series of R.L. Stine books of the same...

It’s a first! And probably a last! Here’s President Bush, doing his very best impression of supporting the troops, on Deal or No Deal.

I know the feeling. It’s like, “Damn, life isn’t worth living. Shit never gets any better. I’m tired of fighting. I’m just done.” And you try to figure...

It’s funny; a few weeks ago, I was driving around LA and saw one of those billboards that says “My Mother Always Hated You, Sarah Marshall” and I thought to myself...

Above, find cast members at the Berlin red carpet premiere of a German-language film called Urmel voll in Fahrt. I laughed for like ten minutes. I’m still giggling as I write this...

I’m going to spend the weekend doing Jew stuff. Chag sameach! Check in with you guys later. xoxo, Beet