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That’s So Original, Samantha

Samantha Ronson gives the paps a piece of her mind as she and Lindsay get pedicures in Los Angeles. It’s weird to me that Samantha Ronson gets pedicures. Like, she otherwise seems to...

I Really Need a Boyfriend

Sigh. Leo now has a Dogbook page on Facebook. And since I didn’t bring my digital camera to Seattle, I bought a new one yesterday, so I can thoroughly document each day of...

Christine Baranski, Because I Love Her

Here’s Christine doing some promotional work for the movie version of Mamma Mia!, where she plays Tanya. I looooove Christine Baranski. I fell in love with her when she was on Cybill...

Britney Custody Hearing Set for May 6

Well, the child custody evaluation report commissioned by an LA family court regarding Britney’s fitness as a mother has been completed, although no one’s willing to talk about...

DUMP HER!

Here’s total hottie Patrick Dempsey and his wife, celebrity makeup artist Jillian Dempsey, at the NYC premiere of Made of Honor. Um, is it just me, or does this chick look A LOT like...

Gwyneth’s Gams

Gwyneth Paltrow worked hard for those legs, dammit, and she’s gonna make damn sure everybody notices them. Hell, I’d do the same thing. I went to the gym for the first time in...

Scott Weiland’s Going to Jail

Unfortunately for Scott Weiland, he forgot to be a 5’0,” 80-pound blond mother-to-be while driving under the influence. For his second DUI in recent years, Scott was handed down...

Call Girl Power!

If you think all call girls are just going to lie down and take it, think again. Ashley Dupre, the hooker behind the Eliot Spitzer scandal, is now suing Joe Francis to the tune of $10M for...

More About Miley

So I sat down to write a post about Cheri Oteri’s father, who was tragically murdered in his Nashville home this weekend, but I really hate covering shit like that. Like, it’s...

A Special Message for Perez

So Perez Hilton is totally regretting making an Internet phenom out of Chris Crocker (aka Heidi Montag Part Deux), and refuses to cover him further, and I’m sure has managed to be a...

Yup, Britney’s Coming Back to TV!

Britney Spears will reprise her guest role on How I Met Your Mother. Production on the new episode begins today. The show’s producer, Craig Thomas, released this statement:...

More of Miley

Here’s a better shot of Miley Cyrus inside Vanity Fair. I love the quote here: “I know they have good hearts and they’re struggling,” she says about Lindsay and...