Nah, just kidding. But if they did, this is what MadTV imagines it would look like. I laughed through the whole thing.

Exactly how many hair extensions does Mischa Barton have in? And what are they made of? Yarn? Horrible, horrible. Her face is so pretty, though. I’ll give her that. But that’s...

Tonight Trish and I went to see Puppetry of the Penis here in Seattle. And, first off, I would like to give mad props to Trish for being the only one of my so-called “friends”...

No upskirts. No alcohol. And, so far, no reports of insider photos being shopped out to the tabloids. On Saturday, JLS had her baby shower at the family’s Serenity complex in...

Here’s Reese Witherspoon, an Avon Global Ambassador (whatever that means) joining participants at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer event in DC. Meanwhile, Leo and I spent the afternoon...

Sorry, I have a little obsession with Bindi Irwin. I just think she’s adorable. Here’s little Bindi at the TV Week Logie awards in Melbourne, Australia. Look at that little...

Congrats to country star Gretchen Wilson, who has officially proved herself the academic equal of Jamie-Lynn Spears. The 34-year-old, who dropped out of high school after ninth grade...

Awww!! Two Thai kids rescuing a puppy from a canal. Cuteness! [via Gawker]

Despite well-publicized concerns that its audience was going to be home playing the new Grand Theft Auto game rather than going to the movies, Iron Man killed it at the box office this...

The nerdy heartthrob poses with Christina Ricci at the Tribeca screening of Speed Racer. I, for one, don’t see the appeal here. There seems to be a huge trend of the new heartthrobs...

Despite the constant rumors — which seem to have reached a crescendo lately — that there is trouble a-brewin’ in Chez Cruise, Tom and Katie seem very much the happy couple...

I really had to hold myself back from titling this post “Things Get Ugly for Lindsay Lohan,” because a) that’s what everyone else is going to be doing and b) it would just...