So each and every day, my boss does an exceptional job of not firing me — and preventing others from firing me — when I do things I’m not supposed to do, like run sex...

Ha ha ha. I’m totally kidding. It blows huge monkey cock. It’s called “Summertime,” but it should have been called “We Never Should Have Attempted a Comeback...

Playboy Enterprises posted a quarterly loss on Tuesday, because of weaker publishing and domestic television revenue and forecast more trouble during the year, pushing its shares down 8...

While Kevin Federline will retain primary custody of Jayden and Sean, Britney Spears has received more visitation time with the kiddos, although the exact amount of time has not been...

Britney was spotted crying outside the courtroom during a break in the hearings today! About an hour into the hearing, [Judge] Gordon took a quick recess, during which Spears was seen...

Britney Spears arrived at court just after 8 am for a progress review in her custody hearing. HAPPY DAY!!! (Kevin’s there too.) YAY BRITNEY!!!!

In the Battle of Sibling Hotness, it looks like the Ashleys are coming out on top. I’ve been talking constantly about how amazing Ashley Olsen looks lately, while Mary-Kate still...

Ever since John and Jennifer Aniston hooked up two weekends ago, rumors have been swirling that she’s smitten as hell, texting and emailing John to beg him to come back to Miami and...

This is such a dumb publicity stunt. On Tuesday night, Dina Lohan will be honored by a Long Island-based “charity,” the Mingling Moms Organization, as a “Top Mom.”...

I guess you can’t blame a girl for trying. Audrina recently left her former talent agency, UTA, and moved to the Agency for Performing Arts, where I suppose she’s hoping to get...

On Monday, Prince Harry received a medal for his efforts in Afghanistan. Later, with girlfriend Chelsy Davy at his side, he attended a service of remembrance and thanksgiving at the Holy...

Patrick, my love, my precious, darling Jean-Luc. I would ride that ridiculous mustache into the sunset. Let’s set our engines to Warp 69, baby.