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The Jenna Bush Wedding Photos

I know a lot of you are like “Why would you give any attention to any member of the Bush family?” but, you know, it’s really not Jenna’s fault that her father is an...

I Told You So

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married this weekend at a top-secret location near LA, just like I told you last week. We can probably expect the pregnancy announcement soon...

World Premiere!

The Sex and the City gals all showed up to the world premiere of their film in London. Why it wasn’t in New York is a complete and total mystery to me. That thing on Sarah...

This Is Attractive

Meet Sheyla Hershey. She’s the Guiness Book of World Records holder for the world’s largest breast implants. She’s currently a size FFF. Here she is, walking to the office...

Lauren Conrad to the Rescue!

As annoying as LC is sometimes on The Hills, I kind of wish I always had a little Lauren Conrad in my pocket to dole out sensible advice. Like, I went on this blind date on Saturday night...

Girls Day Out!

A preggers Angie takes Zahara and Shiloh out for a lovely afternoon in France. Little Shiloh has lots of hair now! And you can already tell that Zahara’s going to be stunning when...

Let Them Eat Kate

What do we think of Kate Moss’s new ad for Agent Provocateur, kids? I know it’s supposed to make me want the lingerie, but I actually just want cake now.

Quotables

“Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous … Anyone who knocks that is jealous. All this fuss...

Another Living Lohan Preview

Oh, God. I am going to be so into this show. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. PS — I am taking a risk on the RedLasso clip. If it crashes the site like it used to, it’s coming down...