Here’s Steve-O, showing up to court to face charges of criminal cocaine possession, with a walking advertisement at his side. A classy advertisement, might I add. Sigh. At least he...

Sigh. I held off on this forever. But there’s nothing going on today, and between this and that Remy Ma nonsense (seriously, if you don’t want to go to jail for eight years...

Britney’s appearance on How I Met Your Mother brought in 9 million viewers last night — this isn’t as many as her original appearance drew (11 million), but respectable...

Ha ha ha! Samantha Ronson’s in Paris — the city, not the cum dumpster — with Lindsay Lohan as she pimps out her new line of leggings, and she’s sporting a fancy...

Meet TJ Swartz, the swashbuckling young man who reportedly banged Ashlee Simpson on and off for two solid months, while she was dating Pete Wentz. Says TJ’s friend: So my buddy TJ is...

I don’t even know why. I just am. This way I can live-blog all my bad dates for you guys. And there are plenty. Plus you’ll be able to find out in real time when Leo pees on...

For once, there’s an event without Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt! But … it’s The Hills Season Finale party. Why weren’t they there??? Heidi’s rep responds...

Someone’s mic wasn’t turned off quite in time … I remember being 11 or 12, and, since my mom was a domestic goddess and I already spent plenty of time tagging along with...

Oh, happy, happy, happiness! Sarah Jessica Parker took off that ridiculous hat when she attended the SATC premiere after party. Or maybe she didn’t voluntarily take it off. Maybe...

The kids at Gawker point out that the gorgeous 17-year-old soap star and general NYC maker-of-trouble didn’t bother to make her MySpace page private, and it contains a variety of...

Elizabeth Berkley to Page Six Magazine on Sunday, discussing her ill-fated role in the cinematic masterpiece that was Showgirls: “If you just looked at it on paper, it felt like a...

Good God. I like it. I am totally a 12-year-old girl trapped in the sexually frustrated body of a 26-year-old woman. It’s unfortunate.