“She’s using my book. I mean, the thing looks so worn it’s like she’s been reading it on the toilet. It’s pathetic. Where’s her originality? Does she...

Here’s Paris and Nicky “I Only Look Anorexic at Bad Camera Angles” Hilton at — you guessed it — Sober Day USA 2008! I’m not freakin’ kidding, you...

Honestly, Jamie, I don’t have a lot of experience, but I’m fairly certain that we could hire my dog to style you and come out with better results. Right now it looks like he...

So my girlfriends and I went to the Missy Higgins show tonight. Missy was amazing — she looked adorable on stage, and she has such an incredible voice! It was so great to be there and...

“We’re delighted to confirm that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were married this evening in front of family and close friends,” says their publicist. Shocker. She’s...

Has it really been a full year since her 21st? My, how the time flies. Lindsay Lohan’s 22nd birthday party is currently looking for sponsors. I sent the guy an email. Let’s...

Here’s the first round of pics from Britney Spears’ Costa Rican vacation (with Mel Gibson!), and they have tongues a-waggin’ because she looks like she could possibly be...

Preggers Angelina decided to change into her bathing suit on the balcony of her French villa. Of course, the paparazzi and their long-range lenses decided to capture the moment for all...

Lindsay and girlfriend SamRo carrying groceries back to Samantha’s house after shopping at a local market. I’m sure those bags are chock-full of fresh produce and lean meats! No...

Sorry posting has been slow today, you guys. Nope, still no boyfriend to distract me from my love affair with blogging; rather, my Internet connection’s on the fritz. Fortunately...

Here’s the video of Ellen announcing that she and Portia De Rossi are getting married. The look on Portia’s face is priceless. She’s so excited! CUTENESS!

New Kids on the Block performed “Step by Step” and “The Right Stuff” on The Today Show this morning, dance moves and all. OMG. Awful, awful, awful. I’m so...