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Indy Does NYC

Indiana Jones premiered in New York today, and all the familiar faces were there — Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart, Shia LeBuuuuoexxyf. But Michelle Williams — the...

Score One for Michael Lohan

No one seems to know where or when this video was made, but I think we can all agree that Michael Lohan does a stellar impression of his ex-wife. Can I have an amen?

Sooo Gorgeous!

No one can take their eyes off Brad and Angelina at Cannes! They’re sooooo beautiful! It’s disgusting! Here they are at the premiere of The Changeling. Other arrivals included...

All Grown Up!

Look who’s not a baby anymore! Celine Dion hangs out with her son, Rene-Charles, in Paris today. Her husband was there, too, but he’s boring and he started dating her when she...

Who the Hells Gets Married on a Monday?

Jessica Alba, it turns out, who quietly wed baby daddy Cash Warren on Monday, her rep confirms. Stupid Jessica Alba and her stupid “private” life. Why can’t she make a big...

Quotables

“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous.” Spencer Pratt, firing back at Bruce Jenner’s...

Um, Where’s That Hand Going, Kim?

Kim Stewart and new boy-toy Jude Law were spotted (and photographed!) getting it on at a club in Essex, right around the corner from Rod Stewart’s mansion. Ew! You kids better get...