Dude, how awesome would it be if this video was about potty training Melissa Joan Hart? And they could market it to those fetishists who are all about getting crapped on? Please, please...

Once again, Christina Aguilera was spotted stumbling out of a Hollywood hot spot. The new mom needed two people to help her walk from the Hotel Bel Air to her car. Like, Christina? This is...

Petey Pete Wentz explains why he lied about Ashlee’s pregnancy until she was out of her first trimester, in an email to MTV News. Every woman, no matter who they are or what they do...

The inimitable Marta over at RealNetworks put together this fantastic Sex and the City trivia quiz. Okay, okay, I helped a little. And by “helped” I mean I sat in her office...

Ah, this makes me feel much better that the guy never wrote me back about Evil Beet’s official sponsorship of Lindsay Lohan’s birthday party. Because, like, I would have been...

There’s a lot of talk today about the fact that Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. I can’t emphasize this fact enough: the woman was artificially inseminated with his sperm. He...

Julianne’s PR guy sent me a copy of this album a couple of weeks ago, and I have to say it’s a really good country album, but this song is by far my fave. It’s so catchy...

Everyone’s a damn alcoholic today. Mischa “DUI” Barton can’t seem to show up for any of the promotional events for her new film, You and I, which premiered at...

David Hasselhoff poses with his daughter, Hayley, at the premiere of You Don’t Mess with the Zohan in Hollywood. Every ounce of me wants to make a bitchy comment here, but it’s...

Hey, remember when Kirsten Dunst was all like “I don’t have a drinking problem. I went to a drug and alcohol rehab for depression” and I was all like “Yes and...

I don’t think Kate Hudson’s a bad person, but she is definitely Owen Wilson poison. Since Kate and Owen broke up (again) and she’s taken up, quite publicly, with Lance...

The comedian’s wife has filed for divorce after 11 years of marriage. She claims Bill has a marijuana and alcohol addiction, and has been abusive to her. An attorney for Bill says...