Paris Hilton popped up at Narita Airport in Tokyo today. I assume she’s there for the MTV Japan awards tonight (or yesterday or tomorrow or whatever … Tokyo time confuses...
Says a rep for the couple:
“Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”
Hmmm.
True or false?
You decide. That’s what the NY Post is reporting. And I really couldn’t care less, except apparently Denise Richards knows all about it, since her girls are part of the wedding, and a... Extra is reporting that Samantha Ronson took Lindsay to the Century City hospital last night. They stayed for two hours.
No further details are available yet … Word on the street is that Angelina has given birth to her two baby girls.
She’s reportedly named them Isla Marcheline (after Angelina’s mom) and Amelie Jane (after Brad’s... Didn’t she used to have breasts?
Where did they go?
Maybe her bracelet scared them away.
At a party celebrating her cover of Hamptons magazine. Zac Hanson’s wife, Kate, had the couple’s first baby on Tuesday, a son named John Ira Shepherd Hanson.
And I don’t really care at all, but I thought up that headline like... Leo takes on Rusty, a four-month-old Golden Retriever.
This is epic. Paris’s mom Kathy and her aunt, Kyle Richards, appeared at a Chanel event on Thursday.
But … NO PARIS!!!
Where IS she???
(Oral herpes. Oral herpes. Oral herpes.) Benji Madden was at the MTV Style Lounge in LA on Thursday, but Paris?
Was nowhere to be found.
It’s now been over a week since we’ve seen a photo of her. I’m fairly... Dude, how awesome would it be if this video was about potty training Melissa Joan Hart?
And they could market it to those fetishists who are all about getting crapped on?
Please, please... Once again, Christina Aguilera was spotted stumbling out of a Hollywood hot spot. The new mom needed two people to help her walk from the Hotel Bel Air to her car.
Like, Christina? This is...Or Maybe Angelina Didn’t Have the Twins …
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to Marry Tonight?
Lindsay Lohan Hospitalized?
Oh Joyous Day! The Brangelina Twins Are Here!
Where Did Kim Cattrall’s Tits Go?
MMMPop!
The Battle of the Bean Bag
Seriously, Though, Where’s Paris?
Where the Hell Is Paris?
Melissa Joan Hart to Star in Potty Training Video
Uh, Christina? This Has to Stop.