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Coming Together for a Good Cause

Okay, okay. The “cause” was Frankie Delgado’s birthday. But LC, Lo and Stephanie Pratt played nice for the big bash in Vegas on Friday. Audrina was there, but she...

HOT MAMA!

Check out Angie on the cover of Vanity Fair this month. Damn! Whether or not she already gave birth, I think it’s safe to say that Angelina Jolie has some incredible twins. ZING! And...

Yup, Charlie Sheen Got Married

The bad boy actor tied the knot on Friday night with Brooke Mueller, a 30-year-old real estate investor. The couple were introduced in 2006 by Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart, who were among...

Spelling Bees Make Me Bitter

Little-known fact about me: I’m a spelling bee champ. Yes, it’s true. Back in 8th grade, I won my school’s spelling bee. Then I won the regional spelling bee. And then I...

So Creative!

Some asswipe launched a website called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com. OMG no one has ever made that comparison before! So original and hilarious! But what’s truly funny? The...

BACK OFF, BITCH!

Katrina Bowden needs to stay the fuck away from my man. Look at him, laughing, flirting, joking with her. Having a good time. Being charming and wonderful. That is supposed to be me with...